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Dirty Clarice

The sexuall act of taking tamato sauce and rubbing inside their ear to eat it with ear wax
Man 1 - have you tasted the dirty Clarice yet?

Man - 2 No ... but i want too!!

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E-Flat Clarinet

The E-flat clarinet is a member of the clarinet family, smaller than the more common B♭ clarinet and pitched a perfect fourth higher. It is typically considered the sopranino or piccolo member of the clarinet family and is a transposing instrument in E♭ with a sounding pitch a minor third higher than written.

The E♭ clarinet is used in orchestras, concert bands, and marching bands, and plays a central role in clarinet choirs, carrying melodies that would be uncomfortably high for the B♭ clarinet. Solo repertoire is limited, but composers from Berlioz to Mahler have used it extensively as a solo instrument in orchestral contexts.

It is important that the E-Flat clarinetist play in tune, otherwise they canmake an otherwise beautiful sounding band sound bad.
Guy 1: Jesus, this band sounds terrible.
Guy 2: Well, it has an E-Flat Clarinet player.
Guy 1: Well, that explains it.
by Anonymo Dynamo February 3, 2021
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"Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat", is the name of INWIRA's YOUTUBE CHANNEL...
Joe Bloggs to his friend: "You should see this YouTube channel video about some womans clarinet practice.
Joe bloggs friend: "What's it called; the channel?"
Joe bloggs: "Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat".
Joe Bloggs friend: "Cool."
by Usebleach January 17, 2021
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alto clarinet

Invention of the devil to throw clarinet choirs out of tune. So pitchy that the e-flat alto was delegated to the saxophone section. Rarely necessary in bands or orchestras, but when orchestrated for e-flat, line should be instead played by e-flat soprano, a bright, lively, slightly more in tune clarinet
Warning on Alto Clarinet case: Hazardous contents. Avoid contact with hands and mouth. If heard, immediately flush ears with Brahms or Mozart. More volatile in numbers. Also, should not be combined with amateur oboe or string player, as such a mixture has a significant correlation with the development of bipolar disorder.
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Clarinetist

A cult of band nerds who are willing to fight the trumpets and steal their valve oil
Teacher: Clarinetists! Instruments up!
by cutmylipandstayalive June 9, 2019
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clarizze

A #girlboss, really gorgeous, has good fashion sense, a idgaf personality, look's like a goddess, has high standards
Clarizze is really gorgeous
Clarizze is a goddess
by Gorgeousgoddess November 28, 2021
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yellow clarinet

The mystical make art of taking a leak whilst receiving oral sex (noun)
Marcus: 'Hey Karl, you will never guess what, Steves had fifteen pints already and I just saw him out back being sucked off by Julie!!'
Karl: 'well I guess she'll soon be playing the yellow clarinet'
by Doodles33 February 28, 2017
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