money cant buy happiness

(phr.) a saying created by poor people to help curb their jealousy of the rich

“money cant buy happiness”
“shut up”

by JuloAnhedonia November 2, 2021

WHY CANT I GET A BONER

I can’t get a fucking boner and I’m pissed

IM TRYING TO JACK OFF BUT MY PENIS WONT COMMIT TO IT WHY CANT I GET A BONER WHAT THE FUCK

by Rotten_Cum December 30, 2021

Like a pool of cantaloupes

A very aggressive and bad phrase used to describe a not so good time or moment. It comes in many different sayings depending where you're at, other ways to put it are "like a tidal wave of cantaloupe", "an ocean of cantaloupe", "a stream of cantaloupe", and many more. Most commonly this phrase is used to describe an event and how you felt towards it, but it can also be managed to describe your overall mood in general.

The anti of this is "like a pool of melons", which is used to describe a good time or vibe. Both are commonly used in the same context, but feel free to get creative with your melon and cantaloupe water phrases!

The origins of this phrase are unknown, but it's rumored to have appeared in a small town when a man very upset at another ruined a stream by pouring a bunch of cantaloupes in it. This act of anger is what gave this phrase its negative nature and meaning. Most people prefer to stay on the melon side of things due to the more positive point of view, but it's okay to feel a bit of a cantaloupe stream every now and again too.

Person 1: Man, life has been like a pool of cantaloupes lately.
Person 2: I'm sorry to hear that dude, I hope you get a rainfall of melons in your future.
Person 1: Thanks, man.

by The Drawer Goblin February 28, 2021

NO I CANT IM LAGGING

im lagging because Greek mustard a**hole bro ke me computer

can you eat my mom? NO I CANT IM LAGGINg

by BlueColdTails May 12, 2021

cant fade it

meaning a person doesnt feel like doing it.

i cant fade it im not going to the store with you.

by brinabadd April 29, 2009

cantcha doncha

nappy black girl hair

"Cantcha brush it, doncha try it!"

Girrrrrl dont be trying to brush that cantcha doncha hurr

by The Zucchinis!!! March 29, 2009

cantcha dontcha

you can use these words with anything.. It is halarious

if someone doesn't comb their hair you could say you have that cantcha dontcha hair.
"Cantcha comb it and dontcha want to? lol
This is halarious when ever a girl doesn't wash her pussy KW(pittstate)

Cantcha wash it and dontcha want to... lol

by lassampson May 6, 2009