claim a Johnny Bench

When something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.

Tammy: "Do you remember that Valley Girl song?"
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."

by Dean Houser November 11, 2008

Claiming Troll

Claiming that you were trolling, after losing an argument on teh interwebz.

Republican: "Gay people have no right to get married. It's against my religion!"
Intelligent/sane person: "Have you heard of 'separation of church and state'?"
Republican: "Dude, I was just trollin', bruh! Can't handle a joke, fgt?"
Intelligent/sane person: "Quit claiming troll, when you realize nobody agrees with you!"

by Chan-Nasty June 14, 2015

claim jumper

(Noun) 1. Claim Jumper - one who, even when better concentrates are available for free, will instead acquire and consume reclaim by any means necessary. (Reclaim Noun is defined as the substance that forms inside of a device used to smoke marijuana concentrates with heavy usage.)

"Bryan is such a claim jumper - This rig's joint was almost clogged but now it is damn near crystal clear and he is high as fuck."

by AndoranGambler October 3, 2017

claimed ship

when someone claims a ship/friendship of a fictional character is the relationship between them and someone else.

person a: our friendship is like sasha and connie’s from attack on titan

person b: oh totally, thats our claimed ship.

by soupling July 18, 2021

whats your claim

What are you trying to say or basically what do u mean.. in a very cocky way though

:Brah do u think you'll be able to come to the party?
: Girl whats your claim!! Imma surely be there tf

by Its what it is August 17, 2021

Chairaplegic Claim

Legal/Medical Term for workers comp claim file by someone after experiencing temporary loss of feeling in both legs and or part of their ass after working several hours without movement.

Look at Mike…if he don’t get up and walk around a bit or at least rock back and forth he’s going to end up filing a Chairaplegic Claim and needing an assage chair

by big64 June 18, 2011

Truth claims

No, the claims are implicit in the text. When it says the 'God said *blank*' it is claiming the God said a thing. It's either true or it's false. And stop trying to like everything to biology. It the religion isn't just the right half of the brain or something that is so fucking stupid. It is what it is and what it is is an incest cult. You are defending it because it makes people go 'yay.' That is all that's happening here. It couldn't be any less profound."

Hym "Truth claims aside, your importance of narrative is just more Jordan Peterson Cult shit.

Exodus 90 participant "People are awakening to the golden prophet's one truth! It's so true that we don't even know what true means!"

Hym "Shut up Alex. What you call thought is just a 'yays for everyone' maximizing algorithm.

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024