Claudia

Probably the most amazing human being to have ever walked this earth. She is everything you want her to be. She makes you smile, makes you laugh, instantly switch your mood when you feel like shit and she smells like an angel. Her eyes are an entire universe you just wanna get into. Her hair is the synonym of perfection. She makes every little things in life worth doing cuz when you are with her, the whole world stops turning and you can't do nothing more than just enjoy the moment. She has this way of making your life so much better you don't even know if you can live without it anymore. Even this fucking paragraph means nothing compared to what she can make you feel toward her. She trully is the definition of happiness cuz you really know what's up when she is around. She is a goddess walking among humans. She is perfect.

Friend: Yo wanna hang out tonight?
Me: Nah bro I'm with Claudia tonight.
Friend: Damn bro you lucky bastard.

by Charlo141414 June 12, 2018

Clam Cam

The camera typically found at football games that shoots up the cheerleader's skirts.

Oh nice! It looks like the Cowboys found a new guy to operate the Clam Cam!

by WildBill33 November 21, 2011

High School Gym Class

1. Where fun and fitness go to die.

2. 58 minutes of pain

"today in high school gym class we will be exercising for the first time in three months, and you all will be running the mile"
"Tomorrow we will be viewing a power point of sexually transmitted diseases"

by SophiaChicken September 22, 2013

Wall E Classic

Wall E Classic: When fucking a girl missionary you push her knees down so they touch her stomach, then you fold her arms across each other over her chest. The position she will be in will resemble a cube similar to how Wall E compacts garbage into cubes on Earth.

Sean: I was having sex with Lillia last night and I got so into it I put her into a Wall E Classic!
Peter: That's nuts,

by seanthebomb February 5, 2021

Finger Punch The Clam Box

Fingering a women so hard she bleeds from the inside out

You ain't finger punch the clam box if she ain't squirting blood

by PoonTheHarpoon6969 January 2, 2023

clannad

it will rip out your heart and swallow your soul

Jun Maeda created Clannad because he ran out of tears to drink.

by anonslayer69 March 29, 2015

Clairo

A bedroom pop artist well known for “Pretty Girl”, “Bubble gum”, and all of her other songs because they’re all iconic. She is an industry plant but she’s super talented so it doesn’t matter

Person 1: “Have you heard “Sofia” by Clairo? i cry everytime i listen time it!”
Person 2: “Omg yes it’s my fav song rn!!”

by whore4dior December 26, 2019