Cincinnati Bootstrap

The small area of skin between the vagina or penis/ball sack and the anus that is particularly dirty and smelly because of a failed back to front wipe job. In other words, a taint with some shit on it.

Also known as taint, grundle or gooch.

I was railing my neighbor’s wife from behind when I began getting some wafts of dirty ass. I looked down to her Cincinnati bootstrap needed a bit of a wash.

I wiped my ass the wrong way cause I was in a hurry and gave myself a Cincinnati boot strap.

The homeless dude was washing his Cincinnati bootstrap in the Park fountain.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

Cincinnati Walkabout

After consuming a 5-way, spontaneously wandering around the city in search of safe haven to ventilate the pressurized buildup of kidney beans, onions, spaghetti, cheese and meat sauce.

After his Cincinnati Walkabout, Gary realized that he left his pants at home and he had crossed the river.

The amber alert was canceled after Stephanie returned from her Cincinnati Walkabout.

by andrewesq August 22, 2012

Cincinnati Warbler

Have your male or female partner lay down on their back. Carefully mount their face and dip your sack (ball) into their mouth, and repeatedly hit their nose with your shaft. Now begins the warbling of the ballsack with your partners tongue. When it comes time to ejaculate, shit on their neck, and aim for the forehead and hair. While cumming try to imitate the mating call of the Cincinnati Warbler

Patrick: "I Cincinnati Warbler'd my girlfriend and she took it like a champ!"
Dave: "Fuck yeah, Steph is a goddamn warbling gladiator!"

Stefan: "What's it called when you shit in a sock and hit someone with it?"
Evan: "Oh! I did that to my girlfriend last night, I think it's a Cincinnati Warbler."
Jordan: "No, that's a Chicago Billyclub."
Evan: "Oh that's right."

by Handjob Susan September 19, 2013

Cincinnati cranberry

When you shit in a girl's pussy while she is on her period. The blood then turns the shit red like a cranberry. This step is optional, its all up to personal preference. But you can also cum on it to make it taste a little better. The final step is just go get a spoon and scoop it out and eat it.

Ian was fucking his girlfriend, Olivia. When he decided he wanted to go get something to eat. He was to lazy to get up to go get some food, and he was already about to nut, and shit. So he decided to give her a Cincinnati Cranberry

by Sheree is a faggot. December 1, 2016

Cincinnati Chill

When you ice your balls, then skeet on your girl's face, giving her a chilled surprise.

It was hotter than hell yesterday, so Humphrey gave his bitch Cassaundra a Cincinnati Chill.

by Stu Heffernan May 17, 2006

Cincinnati Mascara

While banging a chick, you stick one of your thumbs up her ass and the other into your ass. You then pull both thumbs out and and surprise her by wiping them across her eyelids. Alternatively, you can do this to anyone if you are willing to stick both of your thumbs into your own ass and hitting them with it by surprise.

Frankson's stupid ass had me so riled up that I risked dissentary to slap him with some Cincinnati Mascara.

by Assrael February 6, 2009

Cincinnati ballbuster

When you have anal sex for about five minutes,right before you ejaculate you pull your penis out of their anus,shove both testicles into the anus and punching your partner in the back of the head while masturbating until ejaculation all over his or her back all in one motion.

Wow the cincinnati ballbuster was unheard of on the porn scene until now.

by Jon Merrill July 6, 2011