Cincinnati Tractor

This act requires 3 people: Someone to act as "The Lawn", another to act as "The Tractor" and a third as "The Mower." The Lawn lays spread out flat and has little to no participation, other than just accepting the act. The Tractor "mows" or shaves a certain area of The Lawn with a razor (Electric or non-electric), by being on all fours and holding the razor in their mouth for the entirety of the shaving portion. The Mower is required to sit on the Tractors back the entire time and film the act. Once "The Lawn is mowed," it's time to put down fertilizer. The Tractor then defecates over the mowed area specifically, still while being ridden by The Mower. The act is completed by the Mower getting off the Tractor and proceeding to give the fertilized Lawn a Boston Pancake.

"Hey you two, why don't we get out of this bar and enjoy a good ole' fashioned Cincinnati Tractor?"

by Arcum Dagsson November 8, 2013

Cincinnati Facial

A Cincinnati Facial is a sex act in which a group of men stand in a circle around a kneeling subject (usually female) and simultaneously fap. After every man in the circle has splooged, the subject's face should be completely covered in trouser gravy. The man who was last to jizz must now lick the subject's face completely clean of cum. After this has been done, the first man to splooge fucks the subject. This act is similar to both bukakke and soggy biscuit.

Brad: The guys and I gave Heather a Cincinnati Facial.
Derek: No way! Did you have to lick it off?

by Fakename Bill August 4, 2014

Cincinnati tickler

That moment when you wake up at 3 in the morning in the back of a van and a strange man is tickling your stomach with a grin on his face and ill content in his heart.

I was molested last night by a Cincinnati ticklers "elbow"

by Levin789 June 21, 2016

Cincinnati cranberry

When you shit in a girl's pussy while she is on her period. The blood then turns the shit red like a cranberry. This step is optional, its all up to personal preference. But you can also cum on it to make it taste a little better. The final step is just go get a spoon and scoop it out and eat it.

Ian was fucking his girlfriend, Olivia. When he decided he wanted to go get something to eat. He was to lazy to get up to go get some food, and he was already about to nut, and shit. So he decided to give her a Cincinnati Cranberry

by Sheree is a faggot. December 1, 2016

Cincinnati Chill

When you ice your balls, then skeet on your girl's face, giving her a chilled surprise.

It was hotter than hell yesterday, so Humphrey gave his bitch Cassaundra a Cincinnati Chill.

by Stu Heffernan May 17, 2006

Cincinnati Mascara

While banging a chick, you stick one of your thumbs up her ass and the other into your ass. You then pull both thumbs out and and surprise her by wiping them across her eyelids. Alternatively, you can do this to anyone if you are willing to stick both of your thumbs into your own ass and hitting them with it by surprise.

Frankson's stupid ass had me so riled up that I risked dissentary to slap him with some Cincinnati Mascara.

by Assrael February 6, 2009

Cincinnati ballbuster

When you have anal sex for about five minutes,right before you ejaculate you pull your penis out of their anus,shove both testicles into the anus and punching your partner in the back of the head while masturbating until ejaculation all over his or her back all in one motion.

Wow the cincinnati ballbuster was unheard of on the porn scene until now.

by Jon Merrill July 6, 2011