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Churned Shlontent

The soggy, meandering, poorly paced streaming content that doesn't follow storytelling norms because it's intended to be binged while also looking at your phone.
I'm not going to watch the new Churned Shlontent on Disney+ or Netflix. I value my time!
by SRSLY WRONG October 13, 2023
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cheese churne

An unclean penis that constantly omits a cheesy odour.
I'm cancelling Amsterdam Pete, your cheese churner smells shocking.
by shockin burt June 23, 2017
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Churn

An act done as initiation into a family or group. Usually sexual in nature, but always meant to be demeaning or disruptive. Often considered sexual assault.
If we accept you boyfriend into the family, he has to be churned first.
by Prebaked22 May 1, 2022
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churn

To abandon, not show up, or otherwise decline an invitation or plans. One can also churn after previously being present by leaving early.
Is Greg still coming out with us to the club? Nah, Greg churned last minute.
by Churnobyl November 7, 2024
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urn churn

The condition of being very upset. The condition wherein a situation causes a deceased person to churn in their urn. To cause urn churn.

The idiom is only of a dead person who in all likelihood would be upset by a situation, as if your grandfather learned that you dyed your hair blue. Similar to turning over in one’s grave.
Dying my hair blue would give grandpa some serious urn churn.
by LeahJessGenn September 18, 2020
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Churning butter

When your partner lets you engage in anal intercourse, and cum inside them, and then let’s you do it a second time within the hour.
Polly likes it up the butt so much, she had me churning butter last night!
by Anita Pokin January 30, 2021
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Churning The Butter

Guy 1: I love churning the butter
Guy 2: huh?
Guy 1: sucking uncut cock.
Guy 2: :/
by pleeaire-rUthere? October 27, 2019
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