Churning Butter

The act of jerking off while taking a poop. This is preferably done while you have the runs.

My girl wanted to watch me churning butter, I was going to say no but she squirts so it's chill.

by Id04n41 May 28, 2024

Churning butter

When your partner lets you engage in anal intercourse, and cum inside them, and then let’s you do it a second time within the hour.

Polly likes it up the butt so much, she had me churning butter last night!

by Anita Pokin January 30, 2021

urn churn

The condition of being very upset. The condition wherein a situation causes a deceased person to churn in their urn. To cause urn churn.

The idiom is only of a dead person who in all likelihood would be upset by a situation, as if your grandfather learned that you dyed your hair blue. Similar to turning over in one’s grave.

Dying my hair blue would give grandpa some serious urn churn.

by LeahJessGenn September 18, 2020

churn

To abandon, not show up, or otherwise decline an invitation or plans. One can also churn after previously being present by leaving early.

Is Greg still coming out with us to the club? Nah, Greg churned last minute.

by Churnobyl November 7, 2024

Churning The Butter

Giving oral to someone with an uncircumcised penis.

Guy 1: I love churning the butter
Guy 2: huh?
Guy 1: sucking uncut cock.
Guy 2: :/

by pleeaire-rUthere? October 27, 2019

Churning the Butter

When your don't wipe your ass and shove a massive dido filled with cum and stir it around while masturbating at the same time till you orgasm from both sides.

Sam was horny so he churning the butter

by Striker2701 November 30, 2024

Churn

When people sign up for a streaming service for a specific show/movie, then cancel their subscription as soon as they're finished with that show/movie.

Netflix is seeking to reduce churn this year by releasing a new movie every week in an effort to keep people subscribed.

by yoinkmydoink February 13, 2021