by Demon Queen Jaclyn July 11, 2018
Get the Chrismug. The one guy that I can count on to always be there for me when I need him the most or even if I don't need him. He is good at keeping secrets even if it involves someone who he can call a "friend". Someone that may have a disadvantage but who has someone ( like maybe a girlfriend or something) that doesn't care what people say about him and loves him anyways. He is not only a good boyfriend, but a true friend. He also may think that he is "tuff" or "strong" at times when he is actually sort of weak.
Me: Blah Blah is such a whore. Don't tell Blah that I said that because then Blah will just go and tell more people then everyone will hate Blah and me.
Chris: It's alright. I won't tell anyone. I know when to keep my mouth shut.
Chris: It's alright. I won't tell anyone. I know when to keep my mouth shut.
by IlovemybfChris! November 21, 2010
Get the Chrismug. Punk,loser, Will never amount to anything. thief, lair, snitch. Never trust Chris. Back stabbing chump.
by All White October 19, 2015
Get the Chrismug. Chris is a sex god who loves only one girl and is really special
He is mostly compatible with: Kayleigh
He is mostly compatible with: Kayleigh
by WhoeverYouWant October 1, 2011
Get the Chrismug. chris is the fucking gangster of all gangsters. he has a big weiner and likes to fuck bitches and get money. he has swag alright? he doesnt need one bitch because he is also a pimp ass motherfucker. he is also apart of meek mill gang. MMG. He's hot. Every bitch wants to have butt sex with him. hes just that fucking incredibe
1. Nikol: Yo chris is so fucking hot
2. Dan:did you hear about that new album from chris gang?
3. john: i heard chris ass fucked 3 chicks at one time
dylan: hes that amazing john
4. Dequan: Dont shit yourself or chris will fuck your ass up
2. Dan:did you hear about that new album from chris gang?
3. john: i heard chris ass fucked 3 chicks at one time
dylan: hes that amazing john
4. Dequan: Dont shit yourself or chris will fuck your ass up
by Greg killion January 9, 2013
Get the Chrismug. A guy that is unlike any other human being. He occasionally talks to himself and likes his own Facebook statuses. He is a guy that does not like beans or feet but loves the color orange. He is one of the few people who can get away with doing "The Sprinkler" or "Running Man" at a party and even through all his weirdness, people still seem to love him.
by Am-burr February 8, 2010
Get the Chrismug. A really rad dude, kinda pervey likes to grab anybodies boobs and ocasionly ass but only on thursdays
see that guy over there? he is such a chris, he grabed my ass and even on a thursday!!! such a chris.......
by gummi and bunny November 16, 2011
Get the Chrismug.