Chocolate Waffle

A Chocolate Waffle is a term to describe defecating onto a laptop and shutting the lid, preferably while on. Chocolate refers the the most likely color, and waffle refers to the keyboard pattern left in the hot, crispy, stinking surface when the laptop is opened.

Primarily done as revenge or a drunken practical joke, and likely takes place in a professional office or academic setting.

n. Referring to the defecation substance itself.
v. The act of defecating on a laptop with the intent to close the lid.

See also UpperDeck

Jay knew about the impending layoffs, so in the time before he got called into the conference room for 'The Talk,' he crept into his boss' office and left a nice, rich chocolate waffle in his laptop.

by SidJihad November 5, 2013

chocolate lady

1. a horny middle aged woman who unabashedly verbalizes her fantasies about youger men, often with a Fran Drescher- like intonation, named for the almost universal adoration and overconsumption of chocolate these women exhibit

2. anyone who exhibits characteristics of a chocolate lady

Chocolote Lady: Mmmm! That Bo Bice has such a tight little ass!

Observer: Chocolate lady, three o'clock.

by vivezplus September 2, 2006

Chocolate Meatball

When you fist out your asshole then punch your partner in the face.

That chocolate meatball last night hurt like a son of a bitch.

by AuJaBas93 January 16, 2009

Chocolate Blowfish

Where you're nailing a chick up the can and she farts, causing the trapped air to cause a ballooning effect with your foreskin.

"Man, we went out for mexican food last night, and later on when I was rocking Judy's can, she gave me a Chocolate Blowfish!"

by Raging Erections October 10, 2009

Chocolate Chest

The act of female defecation on the chest of one, Uncle Alan "Chocolate Chest." Often accompanied by a plexi-glass board to ease clean-up.

"I would totally let a girl give me a chocolate chest if I get to sleep with her after and she is the hottest girl I have ever seen... or that girl "vomit bag."

by Courteous August 18, 2014

Chocolate Knob

Two men with a door in between each other bend over and take turns shoving the door knob into each others assholes.

Lets chocolate Knob tonight .

by Dnaltrop September 8, 2016

Chocolate starfish margarita

When the sweat rolls down your back into the crack of your ass and dries around your butthole forming a salty ring..

It's so hot outside right now it's just one of those chocolate starfish margarita kind of days..

by Super crackaa!! June 12, 2017