my man looks like a chipotle bag
by yomamaluvmenotu April 18, 2024
someone with lots of tattoos, to the point they look like a chipotle bag (which has lots of words and doodles on it)
"you're my first chipotle bag"
by gayratz April 08, 2024
by me<3milfs March 25, 2024
I was driving to chipotle when I “happened” to see you through your bathroom window on the third story of your apartment building.
by BicolasChrissy December 09, 2022
by LingDanc803 April 26, 2023
Example takes place at restaurant
Person 1, "Dude, how did you do on the test?"
Person 2, "It was cool...good (busy eating epic food)"
Person 3, "hahha, this fool is totally chipotled"
Person 1, "Dude, how did you do on the test?"
Person 2, "It was cool...good (busy eating epic food)"
Person 3, "hahha, this fool is totally chipotled"
by 3Ran March 28, 2011
1) when a girl goes to give you a handjob but she does not have any lube, so she uses salsa instead.
2) when a girl masturbates with hot sauce on her fingers.
2) when a girl masturbates with hot sauce on her fingers.
A girl tried to give me a chipotle rub, so I beat the shit out of her and called the cops. Her hands were then severed off for the safety of future men.
by The third rick March 25, 2014