chipotle

do not eat chipotle, a man once ate chipotle and went to the hospital, do not eat it or else you will fucking die. chipotle is basically napalm for your assholes. if you eat it your shit will launch you to Jupiter, you wont die of oxygen loss but of chipotle.

"jeff ate chipotle yesterday and his fucking shit launched him through the roof"

by person192-37184r27351498128941 December 2, 2021

chipotle bag

a lot of tattoos

my man looks like a chipotle bag

by yomamaluvmenotu April 18, 2024

Chipotle

It's the definition of a girls life.

"OMG chipotle is ms life"

by Ms potato October 19, 2015

Chipotle

Best food no doubt

Omg I need some good food right now
Get some chipotle

by Brunch123 October 27, 2019

Chipotle Coma

Similar to a dutch oven, after eating Chipotle you lay down to take a nap or go to sleep. You pull the covers over your own head and fart, knocking yourself unconscious. Reverse dutch oven.

Call a doctor... This woman has been in a Chipotle coma for over two hours. She's losing to much oxygen.

by G33tarPlay3r January 15, 2015

Chipotle

It’s like subway but for Mexican food

ChipotleYou watch them make it behind glass just like subway does but you can explode your toilet from having too much burritos

by Ryanvriends July 9, 2019

Chipotle Gift

The act of what happens after a night of amazing Latin Cuisine!

Man, after I left el nopals I got a Chipotle gift when I got home and blew out my torlet!

by Robodad7344 November 8, 2021