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Charity Horns 

Typically directed at middle-aged rockers wearing punk and/or heavy metal band t-shirts in public by younger fans who raise a hand with extended fore and pinky fingers, while the thumb and inner fingers are curled in. Sometime mistaken for a show of support for a Texas football team.
Dude was hobbling down the trail with a cane while wearing a Slayer T-shirt so I threw him some charity horns.
Charity Horns by demonsanj August 29, 2022
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Charity case 

Hey spence I don’t want to be a charity case anymore
Charity case by You dun know April 11, 2023

Charity Round

A term used to define throwing a round in Call of Duty Search and Destroy to emphasize that the player(s) lost the round on purpose to make the opponents feel better or disregard their lack of skill.
Them (1-5): “Y’all fucking suck how did you lose that?”

You (5-1): “Charity round!”
Charity Round by mark0rnaah August 13, 2023

Charity Economy

A system in which charitable giving, fundraising, and humanitarian aid operate as an economic sector with its own flows of capital, labor, and value. In the charity economy, donations become transactions, recipients become markets, and altruism is monetized. Organizations compete for donor dollars, overhead is optimized, and success is measured in funds raised rather than problems solved. The charity economy often reproduces the inequalities it claims to address: wealthy donors gain influence, professional aid workers earn salaries, while recipients remain dependent. It’s capitalism with a compassionate face.
Example: “The disaster relief campaign raised millions, but most went to logistics companies and administrative overhead. The charity economy had worked: money moved, but the survivors saw little.”

Charity Market

The competitive marketplace where charitable organizations, donors, and intermediaries exchange funds for social impact. In the charity market, non‑profits brand themselves, segment audiences, and compete for market share. Donors shop for causes that resonate, evaluating overhead ratios like product specs. The market encourages short‑term, measurable projects over systemic change, and it rewards organizations that excel at marketing over those that address root causes. The charity market turns compassion into a consumer choice.

Example: “He compared charity ratings like Yelp reviews before donating. The charity market had trained him to think like a shopper, not a citizen.”

War on Charity 

A movement to reduce the funding of charitable organizations, using means such as legislative measures or philosophical arguments to discourage private charitable donations.

The term is modeled after the concept of "War on X" popularized by several former U.S. presidents, including Lyndon B. Johnson's "War on Poverty" and George Bush's "War on Terror".
"The plan to cut allowable tax deductions for charitable donations makes it appear the government has launched a War on Charity."

"That article about the selfish motives of giving are part of that magazine's War on Charity."
War on Charity by caewwtduh April 2, 2009

faith hope and charity school

A fucked school full of rich bratty white kids hot chicks and short dudes
I hate faith hope and charity school it’s sucks ass

Handegg Charity Shield 

A one-off match between the champions of the two parallel divisions in the American sport of handegg. In similar vein to the FA Charity Shield during the early 20th century, where it was played between the north and south champions. Clad full of ad breaks during the match, which do put Europeans and other civilised people off from watching the event.
The Handegg Charity Shield is kicking off in half an hour, it's either watch that or Whitechapel.