Woobly Caveman

A homosexual white male

Rocky is a woobly caveman

by Lars Ulrich 2 April 9, 2005

caveman junction

Cave Junction is located in the Siskiyou Mountain Range of Southwest Oregon..

Caveman Junction is where Oracle of Omaha finds cave dudes for geico TV Commericals!.

by sinbad_duke_of_east_los March 21, 2007

Retarded Caveman

Before anticipated intercourse (anally, orally, vaginally, etc...), you shave off all your pubic hair. If you do not have a large amount, please ask your partner to chip in. Place the collected pubic hair into a baggie or something to keep it safe during sex. Immediately before ejaculation, place penis or vagina on the forehead of your partner. Proceed to let the bodily fluid spew between their hairline and their brow. Once finished, use a soft paintbrush or tissue to smear or paint the fluid on the forehead in an even fashion. When you have good coverage, place the collected pubic hair onto the area. Ask you partner to hold still until dry.

Damn! That girl's hairline is so low, she looks like a retarded caveman!

by Seattle Hammer Man October 10, 2018

Caveman Kyle

To define this word, you will need a story to understand it fully. Once there was a man named... CAVEMAN KYLE... and all he did all day was sit around and caveman (a dance that is brought together by the bulldozer with santa arms) with his cavemen. So they came up with a word and called his caveman ... CAVEMAN KYLE. Anyway if you call someone that, they will instantly become overcome with the shoe glue that can eat Graham Squares without water.

Tom says "HEY! Caveman Kyle!"
Kyle ... *overcome with shoe...*

Thats right.

by Supa Sexy SexTwist February 23, 2004

Going Caveman

Verb.

Knocking someone out with a blunt object then having your way with them.

Jim: I read about that guy on the news...
Bob: What guy?
Jim: The guy who decided going caveman on prostitutes was a good idea if he dumped them in an alley way.
Bob: Oh. That guy. Me too.

by Jackass2011 August 9, 2011

shake it like a caveman

an incredible one man band from Tennessee
dancing with out control.
being over come with pulsating rhythms to the point of dancing hypnotically.
raising hell.

like bernie lomax from weekend at Bernies

wow steve really got hammerd, danced all night and hooked up with a super hot 19yr girl from sweeden. He was really shaking it like a caveman

shake it like a caveman was freaking awesome!

by joseph malk June 27, 2012

Captain Caveman's Club

A thick dry stool with a enlarging circumference that becomes increasingly painful to pass.
It resembles captain caveman's club in both shape and size.

Bob: "Why are you crying?"
Jill: "I just dropped Captain Caveman's Club in the toilet."

by Darren Jackson 1972 July 11, 2008