Captain Caveman's Nose 

Slang for the clitoris.

Ooh, captain caveman's nose has just smelt something

Captain Caveman's Nose by Captain Morgana July 26, 2010

Hobo-Caveman 

Someone that lives in the 21century like a hobo in the prehistoric times

Sat why you eating chicken of the floor! You are such a hobo-caveman

Hobo-Caveman by Spacechicken89 February 14, 2019

Frozen Caveman

When at a party, you place a turd in the back of the hosts' freezer, hidden so as not to be found for quite a long time.

Chuck is such a dick. At his party Friday, I left him a frozen caveman behind the Christmas ham.

Frozen Caveman by iNOMable snowman August 24, 2008

Filthy Caveman 

After a long night of playing drums for a rocking band in hot bar or club, a now hot, sweaty, stinky, hairy, and somewhat dirty drummer sneeks apon an unsuspecting individual and rubs all over said individual while dry humping, in a doggie-style manner the now victims leg. The result of this action is the showing of the drummer's dominateing power and the ability to ward of other beasts from what the drummer now claims his as his own. The drummer may claim one or many it is all depending on his energy and physical condition as well as how many drunks he must defend his now prize from. Hilarity and both a terrible stench, and chafing can result from this action

Al: Dude did you hear what happened at the Missed Conception show last night?
Damien: No what happened at the Missed Conception show last night.
Al: The drummer gave Suzi a FILTHY CAVEMAN!!!

Damien: Oh that is awesome, I bet Sarah was totally jealous!

Al: Yeah I know she was, I heard he wasn't wearing pants.

Filthy Caveman by Daveoftheboomboom November 1, 2011

captain caveman 

Captain Caveman, possibly the most hairy catoon character ever & hails from Wacky Races, where he raced a similar model car to that of Fred Flinstone. Knon for his prowess with a finely fashioned club and his infatuation with Penelope Pitstop.

Captain Caveman really doesn't like Dick Dastardly

captain caveman by Rez August 29, 2003

The Needy Caveman 

A man who really likes to have anal sex.

Gary was the needy caveman.

The Needy Caveman by Spandex McGee. July 3, 2008

Teenage Caveman 

Cheesy, usually to describe any form of entertainment as being fecal material in a funny way, cheesy, and crappy.

Such as movies, books, songs, etc.

Flanders: Man that movie was so Teenage Caveman

Nerdy Kid with bad grades: NO space meat 217 was the best since Spy Kids 2

Flanders: Ughh I think I'll head out to northhill bakery and listen to some Neutral Milk Hotel

Teenage Caveman by lllarry February 4, 2010