Someone who is hurting so bad for crack cocaine that he is getting dirty by crawling around on the floor and under the bed and in the closet with crack-crumb collecting tools such as a comb and a toothpick trying to find anything small, white and hard to smoke in his glass pipe.
by JuffusHuffus January 23, 2020
Get the Carpentermug. A person who is almost in every way perfect and is quite intelligent. Alfie carpenter is usually very likeable and is a very trust worthy person
by OnlyUKknows November 19, 2018
Get the alfie carpentermug. He is the coolest person you will ever meat and he has an even bigger thunder cock than hisham. he is so hot omg lol
by Jammer906 March 21, 2022
Get the Sam Carpentermug. Smatha
by Bimbothebuttfucker February 23, 2022
Get the Jewish Carpentermug. by CarpenterTea August 19, 2025
Get the Fan at a Sabrina Carpenter Listening Partymug. When a person or persons find themselves inexplicably drawn either a trilby, glasses a scarf or all of the above. This person will then want to molest everything that moves. A known symptom of the Carpenter effect also includes blaring classical music from hidden speakers around your body, some may also find themselves compelled to provide a 'tuneful' accompaniment. They will look a bit silly.
by DuckmanThesecond August 18, 2013
Get the The Carpenter Effectmug. Walking around all day with the handle of your hammer buried in your anus to the head of the hammer.
Why does Ed look confused and a little uncomfortable? Asked Andy
He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George
He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George
by Sparky503 March 29, 2017
Get the The Carpenters clutchmug.