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Careers

It’s a lie that’s sold to everyone. Not just women.
Hym “The reason women aren’t happy in their careers is not that ‘they’ve been lied to’ they are unhappy in their careers because careers are miserable. The only purpose they serve is to allow yourself to opt out of the workforce later in life.”
by Hym Iam October 14, 2022
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Career Path

None really. The only thing I'm concerned with is the cabal of shadowy figures keeping track of everything I say and do. Let me illustrate

Guy 1 (hears me say a thing)--------- Guy 2 (repeats thing I say) This ☝️
Is the only thing in life that I care about. It's worth more than you life, your kids lives, and you wives lives. Guy 1 and Guy 2 do not know each other. How did Guy 1 tell Guy 2 what I said and who is benefiting from this? The answers to these are the only I care about. You will answer the questions.
Hym "That's really all there is to it. That's my career path. Over a couple of bumps and off of a bridge. There the fuckin plan you wanted me to make. A perfectly linear path that takes nothing to accomplish. The benefits to which are eternal. Sounds like a good one to me. What do you think?"
by Hym Iam May 19, 2022
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flagging career

To the cynics, this is simply a case of media-hogging opportunists who have jumped on a voguish bandwagon in order to earn big bucks, indirectly boost a flagging career, or promote a book or movie in the works.
by leodeus November 15, 2019
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Career

A long lasting servitude term to describe modern enslavement
One foot on a banana peel and the other foot on a career
by DoctorFog February 19, 2023
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Career Ed

The most pointless class know to man. Run by a perverted teacher, who gives the most annoying assignments made for someone with a job of a corporate position.
I have to go to Career Ed today i think i wanna die.
by Lucas Confair December 6, 2019
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Career Limiting Move

An avoidable, abhorrent action likely resulting in embarrassment, shame and banishment from an industry.
After 30+ Horse racing drug violations, Bob Baffert’s penultimate CLM Career Limiting Move was getting caught cheating in the 2021 Kentucky Derby, getting the winning horse disqualified. Bye Bob.
by Mcmiffed May 9, 2021
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career-oriented

A person who is always thinking about how to get further in his or her career.
1. When an organization fails to proactively develop its workforce, career-oriented people pursue their own agendas.
2. No, we ' re not going to have children. we ' re both very career - oriented
by Hada del Sol September 20, 2017
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