Crump Cramps

When you crump so much that the crump factory starts to burn and stretch

I ate a lot of taco bell and now I have crump cramps

by Grandpa Olives February 8, 2023

KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020

Kieran is a cool underrated guy! It’s his 15th birthday and that’s sound so hey kieran it’s me have a good day! If you see this send it to the groupchat

HEY ITS KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020

by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020

Crump

A spontaneous and violent movement.

"Y'all ever hit your funny bone on a chair and crump"

"Did you see Tom? When he got shot he Crump'd"

by grosshopper December 18, 2018

Crump

The action of grabbing another person’s genitals while keeping one’s hand in their pocket.

“Dude, what are you doing? Stop, it’s weird.”
“It’s called crumping, get used to it.”

by Goon Lagoon May 9, 2024

Crump

A word used usually around Queen Anne county high school meaning fuck all admins we smokin no matter what

Man A-why is there crump wrote on the bathroom
Jonas- cuz we crump

by F*CK THE FEDS March 29, 2023

Crump Nugget

Another term to describe someone with a millimeter peter

You are such a crump nugget

by Cornellius smack July 26, 2017

Crumping

When you haven't had sex in awhile because plans keep falling through.

Question: You gonna ask if she want to get naked with you later and let you drill for oil?

Answer: Naw, I'm good. I really like Jenny so I'm Crumping it this deployment.

Or

Answer: I have been Crumping it for the last 3 years. Just cant find a girl i like or a girl liking me back the way I want. Just keep falling through.

by Justkidding76 October 24, 2017