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molly connolly

a slutty girl that once had rough sex with say anything lead singer, max bemis. she is referred to several times in the song every man has a molly and is widely known as a total slutbag.
guy 1: dude, i had rough sex with this chick last night.
guy 2: was her name molly connolly? because max bemis slept with her also...
by monica fay May 8, 2008
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Condoleezza Rice

(n) One who shops for Ferragamos while her brothers and sisters drown and die. A denizen of pure, unadulterated evil put upon the earth to cause as much pain and suffering as possible while enriching a criminal cartel. An unmitigated liar who seeks to confuse and obfuscate. Physical characteristics are an evil, spotted mug with a disastrous set of fangs protruding from a dessicated maw.
I wonder why Condoleezza Rice doesn't see a dentist?
by Balls Fargas June 19, 2007
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Consolation Wife

The opposite of a trophy wife. This is the wife you are sent home with when you lose at dating. These women might have been trophy wives if the trophy was given merely for participation rather than performance.
My buddy said it was the trophy wife table, but when I turned around every single woman was past her prime, assuming they even had a prime. It was the consolation wife table.
by Hatch240 March 30, 2011
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Condoleezza Rice

Paul: Why is my Condoleezza Rice so dry?
John: Is that really a question?
by yomama'smom January 27, 2010
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Condolicious

"Is that you Condolicious?"
- George Bush in Harold and Kumar Escape to Guantanamo Bay
by Mandingoe August 2, 2008
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Condolations

Condolations:

A situation that is both unfortunate yet celebratory at the same time. Used in uncomfortable situations.
Them: I got that promotion with a big bump in pay, but the boss is a major asshole.

You: Hey, condolations!

Them: My 16 year daughter's expecting (marrying her thug boyfriend, etc..).

You: Well, condolations.
by late_nite_guy_62 February 20, 2010
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consolidater

To date someone who is less attractive in many aspects in an obvious way. Mostly pertaining to the "league" slang for people of the opposite sex. When one person is dating someone that is in a "different league".

Pronunciation: emphasis on the 'dater', because it sounds like a real word to an illiterate person. (It's not a real word)
Joe: Damn that girl is ugly man, I've seen James pull way hotter ass than that.

Bill: He's a consolidater dude, you didnt know that? He just want's pussy, no matter..
by BR1612 April 16, 2007
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