Conditional person

Someone you cant depend on because they are wishy-washy and only stick around only when its beneficial for them. As soon as things get tough, uncomfortable or uninteresting, they are gone. Their loyalty and character are contingent on the situation at hand, meaning, they aren't sincere or dependable. They're selfish and inconsistent- fake. They're always switching up their position and views in order to appeal to the person they are trying to impress. They're superficial and shallow. Not deep.

She won't show up if there's nothing in it for her. She's a conditional person. She'll act like she cares, as long as she gets what she wants.

by LetsBeReal1001 December 18, 2016

Dyson Connection

A Dyson connection is basically 50 signal strength with a 3 download and a 3 upload. Your bullets will not connect on any online game etc: Call of duty, League of Legends and others. This will make you very very mad so be prepared you may have to buy several controls.

Things dyson connection would say famous saying.
#1 I Just took me like 10 bullets

#2 Hes Such a Warrior

#3 Your all connection

#4 He killed me round a corner

#5 UPC Internet

#6 Someone is clearly sat on there modem

by The Chosen One September 2, 2014

self conditioning

It is developing attitude by awareness and practice to teach self control in negative past habits that cause harm and taking up habits that are more positive and constructive. Effective conditioning brings about changes in your thoughts, feelings, beliefs and behaviors.

Bola practiced self conditioning to become an optimist.

by Flicka06 April 19, 2018

Curry condition

A type of condition that is really rare. Most people are born with, others get it by surrounding yourself with cringy ass people. You might experience a inward shiver or grind you me teeth when you see the type of cringy shit they do. Most people think there will never be a cure but Maybe, hopefully, someone with find a cure for people with this condition.

“Shut up bitch you can’t tell me shit you have fucking curry condition you cringe fuck...”

by Tnnyynynyn May 10, 2018

garage condition

The condition that a garage is in as defined by a Smart inventory Clerk.

The garage was in garage condition.

by Flash-collector July 12, 2018

dave condition

relates to an item in prestige condition....
The bike is in “Dave Condition”

The Fox clothing is in “Dave Condition” Used in context with an item being sold.

The bike is in “Dave Condition”

The Fox clothing is in “Dave Condition” Used in context with an item being sold.

by Dave Condition January 14, 2021

Conjoined Conception

A form of conception widely discredited by western medicine, conjoined conception involves a set of conjoined twins that act as a transportation vessel to stimulate and prepare semen for their journey to the ovum.

The conjoined twins sit between the conceiving couple and light incense to create a fertile space. One of the twins then orally pleasures the male until completion, being sure to collect all the seed in their mouth. They then transmit the collected fluids into the mouth of the other conjoined twin, masterfully delivering every last drop of the payload. Finally, the conjoined twin puts their mouth to the vagina of the future mother and forcefully project the semen into the vagina, completing the rigorous ceremony.

After months of attempting to conceive, Mary asked John if he could ring up his brothers for a conjoined conception.

by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021