cogmonger

An extremely annoying person who is usually disliked by others around them; someone who always sounds like they have a cock in their mouth; a person who is usually just "there" that nobody likes and think that they should suck dick; pretty much a big douche-on-man-dick that is unbearably loud.

Gosh would someone tell that cogmonger to shut the hell up!
Dude your brothers such a cogmonger I cant stand him!

Hey I think your mothers brothers inlaws are big cogmongers and should take the drippy dicks out of their mouths.

by wetdreams April 23, 2010

Cogliostro

A character from Todd McFarlane's Spawn universe. Though their is much deviation in the characters relevance in the Animated films, the live action movie, and the comic, it is known that he was a former Hellspawn who somehow broke free from Malbolgia's control. He acts as a sort of mentor to Spawn (Al Simmons) and seems to have a much deeper understanding of the workings of heaven and hell then most.

This is also a common alias used by Clayton in his various online accounts.

Man Cogliostro was the shit in all those Animated movies it sucks that they made him so gay in the live action one.

or...

Dumbass: Cog-lee-ah-stro, what a gay name
Cogliostro: Hey dumbass its pronounced Co-lee-oh-stro

by Cogliostro89 December 28, 2007

cognitively fucked

(verb). Often occurs when a person has spent an excessive amount of time in an intellectual situation (ie-- cramming for an exam, marathon seminar sessions, problem-solving) and is not longer able to process info due to mental fatigue. Even simple thinking (ie-- how do you toast bread, what is your boyfriend's sister's name?) is impaired because mentally wiped out.

You may not be physically tired, but mentally feels like you are now an e-tard.

Sally spent 12 hours straight studying for some class, and therefore is unable to describe the most basic things, like how to make a sandwich. She is now cognitively fucked.

I can't even think of a good enough example because I've been working on this stupid problem for 13 hours and now I'm cognitively fucked and want a beer.

by sleepywantbeer October 2, 2009

Cogburn

A highly street smart individual that learned about the meaning of hard times at a young age. Deeply troubled, yet beautifully broken and fun to be around for the most part. Cogburn is a name to be proud of for centuries because it means strength, growth, resilience, fighter, warrior, doesn't give up.

Wow ,that fight reminded me of a cogburn family reunion.

by Therealcogs30 August 14, 2018

cogito ergo sum

Latin phrase meaning
I think therefore I am

It's latin and intellectual phrase
cogito ergo sum

by ezrider March 3, 2005

cogshorp

a cross breed between a cow, horse, pony, goat, and sheep

old mcdonald had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
and on that farm he had a cogshorp
E-I-E-I-O

by kangaroorider December 15, 2012

cognitive dissonance

A condition of conflict or anxiety resulting from inconsistency between one's beliefs and one's actions, such as opposing the slaughter of animals and eating meat.

This child is going through a state of cognitive dissonance as he imitates his hero while physically beating his friends.

by Nee - Oh - Corn June 5, 2003