Hoboken Squat Cobbler 

From AMC's Better Call Saul, a Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. It’s a fetish. Synonyms include the Full Moon Pie, the Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man.

No, he wasn’t hiding drugs. He was hiding a video of him doing the Hoboken Squat Cobbler.

Hoboken Squat Cobbler by OliveHoliday August 29, 2016

Sweet Cum Cobbler 

Sweet Cum Cobbler is a cobbler made with the sweet cum of teenage guys.

We made a Sweet Cum Cobbler for dessert -- yum!

Sweet Cum Cobbler by eda-skip December 11, 2022

Banbury Cobbler 

Extreme sexual act involving three homosexual men (two of which may be already be deceased prior to the act taking place). First, one homosexual defecates in the other two participants mouths before stringing them up from the ceiling by the ankles and decapitating them. He then tries to make love to both severed heads while being showered in the blood of the other two. Bonus points are awarded if he manages to finish before the blood stops spraying out. Not to be confused with the Glasgow Cobbler.

Tiders gave Demps and Gerard the old Banbury Cobbler last night.

Banbury Cobbler by Al-Kai'eran September 24, 2009

Peach Cobbler 

When an older (+50) southern belle exposes her recently shorn crotch area to a crowd

Dancing in a Little Red Riding Hood outfit she slapped her thigh and raised her skirt beckoning onlookers to view her peach cobbler...expecting a tip for the show

Peach Cobbler by Turk23 November 10, 2008

The Peach Cobbler 

When you are boning a girl from behind, you pull out a frying pan and slam it down on the back of her head, like Peach does in Super Smash Bros. Can also be done with an Umbrella or any of her other weapons.

-"Dude, I gave my girl The Peach Cobbler last night!"
--"Sweet man, now you can skull fuck the back of her head!"

The Peach Cobbler by DamianSolari December 17, 2008

Blueberry cobbler 

When going down on a person who is wearing blueberry edible underwear, and they fart. The stinky fart gets trapped in the underwear and released when the ass section gets eaten. Causing the flavor of the nasty fart and the blueberries undies to Fuze. Thus being the blueberry cobbler. This could also be a peach or strawberry cobbler depending on the flavor of edible underwear.

My wife and I tried out the blueberry panties last night. And I'll tell you brother she gave me the most delicious blueberry cobbler my tongue as ever tasted. I'll eat my wife's blueberry cobbler any day of the week.

Blueberry cobbler by Blueberry cobbler November 6, 2017

peach cobbler 

A sexual position in which a man sits on a woman's face and she licks his asshole while he vigorously titty bangs her.

"Dude, I was banging this chick last night, and she gave me a peach cobbler... and not the delicious baked treat!"

peach cobbler by Covey G December 7, 2007