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Chairaplegic Claim

Legal/Medical Term for workers comp claim file by someone after experiencing temporary loss of feeling in both legs and or part of their ass after working several hours without movement.
Look at Mike…if he don’t get up and walk around a bit or at least rock back and forth he’s going to end up filing a Chairaplegic Claim and needing an assage chair
by big64 June 18, 2011
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Truth claims

No, the claims are implicit in the text. When it says the 'God said *blank*' it is claiming the God said a thing. It's either true or it's false. And stop trying to like everything to biology. It the religion isn't just the right half of the brain or something that is so fucking stupid. It is what it is and what it is is an incest cult. You are defending it because it makes people go 'yay.' That is all that's happening here. It couldn't be any less profound."
Hym "Truth claims aside, your importance of narrative is just more Jordan Peterson Cult shit.

Exodus 90 participant "People are awakening to the golden prophet's one truth! It's so true that we don't even know what true means!"

Hym "Shut up Alex. What you call thought is just a 'yays for everyone' maximizing algorithm.
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024
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claimed ship

when someone claims a ship/friendship of a fictional character is the relationship between them and someone else.
person a: our friendship is like sasha and connie’s from attack on titan

person b: oh totally, thats our claimed ship.
by soupling July 18, 2021
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Trend Claim

V: Trend Claim, (Trend Claiming) As a noun: Trend Claimer

When a person claims to his or her friend that they started a fad, especially when everyone knows in fact, that they did not.
Jim: Look at that guy, he's so emo.

Peter: yeah he is! You know I started the word emo, I trend claimed it.

Jim: ...
by Mattian Wurdz Ph.D November 30, 2009
mugGet the Trend Claimmug.

Claiming video

The act of filming the very first time you cum in a sub. Note: its still hot but not technically a claiming video if its not the first load you've given him raw.
I made a claiming video with my sub mick, he's been addicted since.
by TheClosetSub December 13, 2021
mugGet the Claiming videomug.
the act of unfaithfully claiming another person while continuing to label them as a slag in response to the feeling of repeated rejection of the highest level
Soup (Tomato): Hey carrot… You’re looking real tasty today… let me have a nibble

Carrot: No - you’re literally tomato soup. Eugh.

Soup: You little slag

This is double-standardised claiming.
by zebsandmegs4ever June 28, 2023
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Claiming Troll

Claiming that you were trolling, after losing an argument on teh interwebz.
Republican: "Gay people have no right to get married. It's against my religion!"
Intelligent/sane person: "Have you heard of 'separation of church and state'?"
Republican: "Dude, I was just trollin', bruh! Can't handle a joke, fgt?"
Intelligent/sane person: "Quit claiming troll, when you realize nobody agrees with you!"
by Chan-Nasty June 14, 2015
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