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Truth claims

No, the claims are implicit in the text. When it says the 'God said *blank*' it is claiming the God said a thing. It's either true or it's false. And stop trying to like everything to biology. It the religion isn't just the right half of the brain or something that is so fucking stupid. It is what it is and what it is is an incest cult. You are defending it because it makes people go 'yay.' That is all that's happening here. It couldn't be any less profound."
Hym "Truth claims aside, your importance of narrative is just more Jordan Peterson Cult shit.

Exodus 90 participant "People are awakening to the golden prophet's one truth! It's so true that we don't even know what true means!"

Hym "Shut up Alex. What you call thought is just a 'yays for everyone' maximizing algorithm.
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024
mugGet the Truth claimsmug.

Claim

If someone makes a boast which is doubted, they can be asked to "claim": to prove that boast is in fact true.

Failure to prove that boast as true requires the boaster to shave off one of their eyebrows.
Person A: I've got an 8-inch cock
Person B: Claim.
Person A: F*ck.
by Judge_DH July 1, 2022
mugGet the Claimmug.

Claiming Troll

Claiming that you were trolling, after losing an argument on teh interwebz.
Republican: "Gay people have no right to get married. It's against my religion!"
Intelligent/sane person: "Have you heard of 'separation of church and state'?"
Republican: "Dude, I was just trollin', bruh! Can't handle a joke, fgt?"
Intelligent/sane person: "Quit claiming troll, when you realize nobody agrees with you!"
by Chan-Nasty June 14, 2015
mugGet the Claiming Trollmug.

Claimed cocksucker

A person who sucks their significant others cock and no one else's.
Awww, you're my claimed cocksucker.
by JayRock69 June 3, 2023
mugGet the Claimed cocksuckermug.

Island Woman Claiming

When a woman goes away to an island, and a person goes to said island away from said persons' home, to claim a woman as her own. Pioneered by Csaba Winter. TM. Copyrighted.
He spent months island woman claiming.
by Aspiring reverse tornado June 24, 2024
mugGet the Island Woman Claimingmug.

claim

Yo man, I’m gonna claim Sarah later tonight.”
“Gross, dude.”
by bflamey January 10, 2019
mugGet the claimmug.

claims adjuster

Mamma mia, the police really think I'm the claims adjuster.
by luigidaisy December 10, 2024
mugGet the claims adjustermug.

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