long and hairy, hard to carry

Possible answer to the question: "How's it hanging?".
This expression refers to the alleged lengthiness, hence the weight, of the penis. It also refers to pubic hair.

"how's it hanging?"
"long and hairy, hard to carry"

by bratzorf April 18, 2016

target cart attendant

the bitches of target...we pick up fuckin carts, carry outs, carry ins, clean up shit in restrooms every hour, hangers, hanger bins, charge back, defective, bags at registers, sweep, vacuum, help guests, pick up hand baskets, put hand baskets around the fuckin store, clean up spills, maybe even zone and thats not all.

Cart Attendants = MTS (Multi-task specialist) my fuickin ass!

THIS IS MY TARGET CART ATTENDANT STORY:

GSTL: mts...mts...mts
MTS: go ahead!
GSTL: there shit six feet on the wall in the womens restroom! clean it up
MTS: ok (yeah right)
LOD: we are out of carts.
MTS: we dont have any carts because there are 150 fuckin guests in the store and all the fuckin carts are being used right now!!!
LOD: well go get some!!!
MTS: would you like me to make some cunt?
(lod shuts her trap)
GUEST1: do you guys sell beer and caigarettes?
MTS: what the fuck do you think...NO!
GUEST2: young man...
MTS: yes...
GUEST2: my cart has trash in it?
MTS: so what the fuck do you want me to do about asshole?
(guest2 tells manager)
GSTL: carry out!!!
MTS: ok (sarcastically).
GUEST3: i need you to help me put this huge patio set inside my little dodge neon.
(Hint: that aint happening)
GUEST3: thank you
(fuckin boca bitch gives me no fuckin tip and here i am sweating from head to you know where
GSTL: its 5:00, goodbye!
MTS TO HIMSELF: IM GLAD THIS DAY IS OVER! FUCK! BACK TO WORK TOMORROW!

by some kid in boca September 22, 2006

Carlyn

A person who is most definitely beautiful, a good friend, and enjoys partying with friends. this person is a really good friend, and everyone loves them.

" your beautiful, is your name carlyn? "

by ktjjjj May 22, 2009

carny code

(kar' nee kod) n. The set of rules governing the existence of a carny and specifying that all carnies are kindred spirits and must look out for one another. (from The Simpsons)

Homer (in awe): "Did you hear that boy? The Carny code."
Homer (excited): "Did you hear that boy?"

by Raw Bacon January 17, 2007

careyistc

Using large words in place of small ones to make yourself seem smart.

The small child told his friend Klein that his was a narcissist instead of a bastard.

by Art Garfunkel July 7, 2004

carny hands

people, generally men, who have freakishly small hands.

Josh's carny hands freak me out, they are way too small, freakish!

by Vanelle March 3, 2009

shower cart

when one steals a shopping cart and hides it in an unexpecting friends shower to later be suprisingly discovered.

After listening to Kone's fuel injected crate engine speech, Jackson and Rusty stole a shopping cart from the grocery store and placed it inside of Kone's shower. Kone awoke the next morning and proceeded cleanse his dirty ass and found a shopping cart in his shower. He then realized he had been shower carted. Get you some of that.

by JacksonCR March 31, 2009