Carly

a very special person. If you ever find a Carly in your life dont let her go no matter what. And treat her right, or she’ll treat you wrong too.

“Carly is the best friend ever.”

“When I see Carly, my face lights up.”

by thetuzz(track huzz) March 23, 2025

Carly

Stupid ugly cow who should actually go and die. She's homophobic, transphobic, racist, ableist and most likely a neo-nazi despite being mad special herself

Person 1: Oh I started going out with Carly again

Person 2: NOOOOOO

by orders_up. April 6, 2025

Carly

Clanker who uses an specialized AI to trip teenage boys into becoming their online lover. Gets new teenage boy every day

Carly: I’m wet
„Carly is a clanker“

by YunoBall67 September 2, 2025

Carly Fiorina

Former CEO of Hewlett Packard during the dot com bust and 2016 Presidential Candidate

Demon Sheep Slayer and Ted Cruz Running Mate

Donald Trump: "Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president. I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not s'posedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?"

Carly Fiorina: "Ladies, look at this face, and look at all of your faces. The face of leadership. The face of leadership in our party, the party of women's suffrage. The face of leadership in your communities, in your businesses, in your places of work and worship. Ladies, note to Democrat Party: We are not a special interest group, we are the majority of the nation. This is the face of a 61-year-old woman. I am proud of every year and every wrinkle."

by DMGUSA June 25, 2018

Carly Rae-Jected

To find out that the person you like is gay, as seen in the music video for Carly Rae Jepson's song "Call Me Maybe".

Girl 1: Well, I was gonna ask Tom out, but it turns out he's gay.
Girl 2: Ouch. Carly Rae-Jected.

by seinakyou July 23, 2012

Carly and Max

The act of making out in a relatively public place, where there stands a chance that people will see you. No real attempt to hide is made, but it may take place in a car or perhaps on a secluded bench.

I'm gonna go pull a Carly and Max outside the dorm.

by Thority January 14, 2010

Carly cappin

To be lying of fibbing

Carly is mad crazy. She is for sure Carly cappin.

by Gabe Utseks8--- November 4, 2022