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Caesar Pleaser

A Caesar Pleaser is when you are having intercourse with a women while holding a bowl of plain lettuce. When the man is about to cum he pulls out and finishes in the bowl of lettuce. The man then shoves the bowl of lettuce in the face of the women and yells, "JULIUS CAESAR!"
"Hey Katie, do you want a Caesar Pleaser?" "Sure Elvis, ill bring the lettuce."
by The Ranch Stacker November 1, 2011
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Caesar Salad Syndrome

Caesar Salad Syndrome (CSS) is a minimally pernicious set of symptoms, usually presenting as a very involved and helpful person. Often associated with the phrase, "It takes a village", persons with CSS feel concerned with and achieve satisfaction from helping others. Effected persons often have an idiosyncratic craving for Caesar Salad.
If I could shake this Caesar Salad Syndrome, I could take care of my own needs. I have bills to pay!
by ElCommissioner August 17, 2020
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Caesar Augustus

the adopted son of julius caesar, al around baller, awesome man, first roman emperor, all around baddie, avenger of father, conqueror of rome, awesome sawsome. son of hottie cleopatra too
"Caesar Augustus took over rome and killed the people that killed his dad. What a baddie"
by I love Roma May 5, 2022
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Dirty Caesar

The act of being poked by multiple penises a total of twenty-three times while furiously masturbating under a cloth sheet and screaming “Et tu, Brutus?” as you cum.
Andy: Did you hear about the orgy yesterday?
Jeff: Yeah, I heard that Bob got Dirty Caesared.
by ChadThundercock69420 March 13, 2021
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Bloody Caesar

Eating out your girl on her period. Also a cocktail comprised of a Bloody Mary and clam juice.
"Went out to the bar with the boys, got a Bloody Caesar. Had another when I got home to the lady."

-Darin Bandsaw
by SirChuckleFuckTheDaft November 15, 2021
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Augustus Julius Caesar

Mr. Emperor Sir!! - Sarge

A thing sarge cannot stop saying to Augustus Julius Caesar
by BillyBob2234 February 23, 2020
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Pull a Julius Caesar

To betray someone. In Ancient Rome, Julius Caesar was betrayed and stabbed multiple times over by his friends on account of how many illegal actions he performed while ruling over Rome.
Bartender: Why so gloomy?

Truck Driver: The day started out so well. Me and my buddies... we were all excited and grooving and dancing in the company parking lot because it was Friday. I suggested we come here... Now, it's almost closing time and I'm thoroughly convinced they wanted to Pull a Julius Caesar on me.
by Stupidly Sophisticated March 15, 2020
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