freddy butcher

An underated creepypasta about a man who would eat his victims.

Person 1: Can i eat yo-
Person 2: The only man who can actually eat me is Freddy Butcher.
Person 1: Is he that hot?
Person 2: No literaly, he is a cannibal

by clearblood May 15, 2021

crafty butcher

angling the meat towards the back chute

bum love

by sheeldzy March 22, 2004

old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher

A cruder variation of old enough to bleed old enough to breed. The use of the word butcher over breed gives the whole phrase a double meaning (the reference being to abattoirs)

A: Wow, I'd give her the time!
B: She's too young...
A: You know what they say: old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher!

by Guy June 18, 2006

butcher

the ultimate female pimp. This is a woman who plays men like a deck of cards. She will love you and leave you and is proud to say so. She will not be knocked down with words like slut or whore usually by rigid people who don't understand the concept of women liking sex.... she is a butcher...and enjoys meat. Can also be used as a verb to butch meaning to get with a guy tonight

example 1 " what did you do last night?"

"i butchered some meat"

" oh holla girl you are the ultimate butcher"

by FrenchFrygirl October 31, 2009

batchet

A bitch and ratchet combined making a batchet.

You see that girl in a mini skirt talking shit, shes a batchet

by thekingtaco11 May 8, 2014

The Kosher Butcher

The Kosher Butcher is the ultimate sexual experience in which begins with the aquisition of Kosher Hot Dogs. After the purchase is made the partner is found, remove clothing and engage in doggy style intercourse. With or without approval remove hot dogs from package and preceed to insert hot dogs in anal cavity one by one. Repeat this action until the female yelps "Oy Vey" and/or you run out of hot dogs. (Make sure you purchase good amount of hot dogs because it is rumored that the average female can go upwards of 12 hot dogs before she can even think of the phrase "Oy Vey"

John "The Kosher Butcher" Doe once kosher butchered a girl. While doing so the female was able to hold 15 hebrew national hot dogs before she yelped "Oy Vey"

by The Brown Goblin August 16, 2008

Butcher

A boy who has destroyed a large number of girls while having sex with them

I heard about that guy, he's a right Butcher

by EverybodyLovesChicken May 25, 2011