Cum Buildup

Basically When You Haven’t Masturbated Or Had Sex For A While

Ben, Was Looking At Porn And Had Cum Buildup

by Xmantra May 2, 2019

Aston Martin Bulldog

Year: 1980 (concept)

Engine: 5.3L V8 16v DOHC /Twin Turbo
Power: 600hp/500lb.ft torque
Turbo: TO4B Garrett AiResearcher Turbochargers
Top Speed: 191mph
0-60mph: 5.1 seconds
Drive: MR
Suspension: front double wishbone, rear de dion axle, anti-roll, coil springs

That Aston Martin Bulldog is so flat i could drive over it

by ConfederateFlorida June 22, 2008

coeur d'alene building department

A lot like big-city building department, but way more restrictive and difficult. Getting a permit through the building department is harder than going to Wal-Mart and not picking up any junk food. The time it takes to get plans through the building department is slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

I went to the Coeur d'Alene building department this morning, and then I decided to improve my day by plucking my eyeballs out.

by 4567sadsf February 23, 2017

mr. bulldops

Maked up name from song "Get schwifty" in show "Rick and Morty" where mr. bulldops i said 2 times in fragment of song. Name by itself doesn't mean anything special.

Time to get Schwifty in here.
Gotta shit on the floor.
I'm Mr. Bulldops.

by Peppy11 March 24, 2017

builds character

Any task, activity or event which is painful, humiliating, upsetting, violent or distressing to the person experiencing the said task, activity or event.

A sarcastic use of the phrase, as most people believe that the difficult events in our lives contribute the most to our character and personality. Sadly, pyschologists would tend to agree; Not for the better in many cases.

A:"My boyfriend just called. . . He's left me!"
B:" Really?"
A:" For my BROTHER!!!! (Sniff)"
B:"Well . . . It builds character, something like that. . . "
A:"Oh, go kiss a walrus!"

by D F Stuckey July 8, 2004

secure the building

A term used by all three elements of a military force. The definition is different for each.

Navy: Make sure the building is tidy, and locked up before leaving.
Army: Take an enemy controlled building with force.
Air Force: Sign a three year lease with option to buy.

Army guy: Alright, we've got to secure the building!
Navy guy: Make sure you have the keys before we lock it.
Air Force guy: Where do I sign?

by ggfgt November 29, 2007

Like a bulldog eating custard

A phrase used to describe the appearance of female genitalia after unprotected sexual intercourse.

Fred: She wanted me to go down on her afterwards.
Jeff: Did you?
Fred: Hell no! It looked like a bulldog eating custard!

by Felgy March 9, 2008