Captain's Badge

A common phrase used to describe a cavernous vagina (vag).

Hey Grandma, do you have room in your Captain's Badge for my camera?

by jewed-star October 4, 2010

Scout’s Badge

The asshole. The bunghole.

My scout’s badge is mungy.

The counselor snuck in and pinned my scout’s badge.

by Dick Onchin August 31, 2020

chest badger

A patch of hair on a man's chest, usually directly between the nipples and centered under the neck. To be a true chest badger, the patch of hair must stand alone and must not connect to any other hair in the chest, back, or shoulder region.

That guy has a fantastic chest badger! It doesn't even connect with his nipple hair!

by FATTYAPPLETOM October 12, 2009

Bloody Bludgeon

The action of having sex with a girl on her period and, subsequently, slapping her on the forehead with your, now blood covered, penis. This action causes the girl to look like she was brutally bludgeoned, but, in fact, has just engaged in some good ol' fashioned fun.

"Did you see those pics of Sylvia?! She looked like she got her head bashed in!!"
"No way man, she was just given the old bloody bludgeon. Look, shes smiling in the picture."

by DirtySan December 7, 2009

Budget-ish

Adjective
1. Of or resembling a budget. Lacks specificity such as numbers and/or ideas.
Usually encased in blue glossy folder and 19-pages, including cover pages and table of contents.

Noun
2. State requisite for GOP press conference.

Origin; 21st century English. From GOP budget proposal, March 2009

It was not a budget in the sense that it had numbers. It was more budget-ish.

by DC Guy March 30, 2009

badger snatch

During homosexual male intercourse; While one man is thrusting on another from behind, the "giver" reaches around and rips out as much pubic hair as he can from his partner. This act is usually performed in prisons as a sign of domination.

Be careful in using this phrase in polite society, it will often make your audience vomit.

Dog why you gotta badger snatch me like that, my dick region is gonna be sore for days now.

by ssafdsasdf August 4, 2007

bitch badge

Tattoo on a woman's back above her butt. AKA Tramp Stamp

check out the bitch badge.

by Erok011 January 11, 2009