witless protection program

When your friends have more comebacks and sarcasm than you. Also, you have no comeback at all or strain to say something, but something stupid and useless comes out. Not so witty, go to the back of the class.

Another word for "you suck".

Witless: "I wish I'd said that."
Wiseass: "Dude, welcome to the Witless Protection Program"

by EmilPicasso.com September 6, 2010

general protection fault

An internet comic
www.gpf-comics.com

by Arran August 3, 2003

Asset Protection

the protection of the backside of miniature donkeys, elephants and mongoose.

Could someone please call Asset Protection to deal with the artard in the lobby?

by Anniew March 18, 2008

Brotation

The act of rotating between multiple sexual partners, who happen to be best bros, with the same female or a group of females. Alternatively, it is the act of rotating sexual positions with two or more best bros who happen to be engaged in the same sexual orgy and/or threesome.

"Dude there was this hot chick at our party last night and everyone got a Brotation.

by AKpriest October 13, 2014

Brotentious

A douchy frat boy that comes from a wealthy or upperclass family that has snobbish or otherwise pretentious tastes.

He drinks all night then eats caviar for breakfast... such a brotentious Douchbag.

by crasslanguage July 19, 2017

Brotation

A rotation of bros.

You better Brotation your boys yo!

by -undefineduser- October 16, 2018

Brotesting

The act of males openly rejecting ideas of outdated, emasculating, or dinegrating depictions of masculinity, particularly as they are portrayed through media.

I am brotesting that brand of detergent because their commercials depict dads as bumbling idiots incapable of doing laundry.

by BareKnuckledThinkerUpper December 22, 2018