Eye Broccoli

Someone that isn't nice to look at but you know is good for you.

Guy 1: Dude your new girlfriend is stank AF
Guy 2: Yeah she really makes sure I'm happy, I just can't bring myself to look at her
Guy 1: Man you got yourself some eye broccoli

by thatdouchejudgingeveryoneatthe July 29, 2015

Broccoli Hall

The best school ever.

Omg you go to broccoli hall?! YOU ARE SO LUCKY

by Fantazmagical October 1, 2020

cut the broccoli

To masturbate or otherwise pleasure oneself

Where's Darren? Oh he went to cut the broccoli.

by Hot Digity October 24, 2018

broccoli spears

A women from El Paso who is the hotness, looks like Nicola Roberts, but is much hotter than that.

"My ! that girl is hot!, she's my broccoli spears"

Piccadilly Jim "I never realised Anna was a broccoli spears, i wish i'd never bad mouthed her in class"

by morrissey-solo chatter June 29, 2009

Broccoli Chewer

An angry lesbian who turns to the green vegetable when not getting any.

Lesbian: 'Oh man ive not had any for weeks, somebody pass me the godddamn broccoli!'
Bus passenger: 'Oh lordy we are sat near a broccoli chewer, hide the pussy!'

by royston232 January 29, 2009

broccoli boi

Deku from My Hero Academia is the cutest lil green haired broccoli. It means he is b r o c c o l i.

My lil broccoli boi Deku and my angry kitty cat Katsuki are the best ship.

by av 🤧 December 18, 2020

eye broccoli

An uggo, the opposite of eye candy.

That chick is homely.
Yeah, total eye broccoli

by Rpoole11 December 7, 2010