breathe

To inhale air. It is known to be very dangerous if unprepared while breathing.

Boy1: Hey man what're you doing?
Boy2: I'm breathing, but I'm being careful cuz i dont wanna get hurt.
Boy1: It's not worth it man, you could die. I don't even breathe anymore.

by penguinat4 September 10, 2009

bad breath ball

"bad breath balls" refers to the smelly, yellowish-white balls that form in the back of the mouth. they are typically smaller than a pea and have a color similar to that of sesame seeds. they are also extremely pungent and likely contribute to halitosis though they are generally harmless and create only a minor nuisance. bad breath balls are also coughed up from time to time--often to the surprise of those who are willing to give them a whiff. bad breath balls are more formally referred to as tonsilloliths or tonsil stones.

i coughed up a bad breath ball that was like the odorous equivalent of a black hole--it was pure, concentrated stink.

by ejcm June 25, 2007

pickle breath

A really frowsty morning breath caused by a night drinking cheap vinegary wine. Mostly comes accompanied wwith a white slimy tongue and some green unidentifiable bits stuck between the teeth.

I leaned over to give my new lover a kiss in the morning, but my false eyelashes melted when he breathed his repulsive pickle breath on me!

by Scarlett.007 January 8, 2009

breathing down your neck

someone annoying you to complete a task

When you're an hour away from the deadline for that spreadsheet of "value-adding actionable items" and your boss is breathing down your neck

by Rapture1 October 12, 2010

Brewhan

A Brohan with a beer in his hand.

The Brewhan ran down the street, beer in hand, twirling his shirt above his head like a propeller.

by Jake Lutz January 21, 2007

Brewhican

N. - when you open the refrigerator or cooler or wherever you keep your beer and discover there is only one left. I.e. the Last of the Brewhicans.

N. - When a group of you and your closest friends or brohicans are drinking brewhicans, while watching the Last of the Mohicans.

Bryson - Dude, there's only one fuckin' beer left?!
Josh - Yeah man! It's 'the Last of the Brewhicans!'

Josh - Hey Gwaves, you there?!
Graves - Yup?!
Josh - You got any beer in there?! I just drank the last of the brewhicans in here! Mind if I get a couple?!
Graves - Sure thing guy! C'mon over!
Josh - Thanks brohican! Ill be over in a minute! The Last of the Mohicans is about to end!

by JoshFire November 17, 2012

breathless cries

The point where you're cries and sobs have built up inside of you for so long; it's all you hear most of the time, all you hear are your constant sobs and cries for help and you cry more because no one listens; they're oblivious.

Those cries that you let out, seem to be so normal to you now. You cry so constantly, that it isn't anything new.

Now, those constant cries are nothing. You've heard yourself cry for those many times you didn't want to hear yourself. You didn't want to hear your weakness collide into sadness and desperation for love and from loss and from anything to everything to nothing to something.

You cry now, and it's nothing, because you can hear yourself cry, but at the same time, you can't; they're breathless cries; cries that are there and you seem to hear but are tired of hearing.

"I cry breathless cries in the form of desperation and loss and sadness and everything; I hear them, my cries, but, I don't anymore."

by unfathomable November 5, 2013