barped

When you burp and barf simultaneously

"Last night I barped, and it tasted like acid. I wanted to die."

by Honey Roasted Peanuts December 2, 2013

barpet

Barpet: A person who is only interested in just drinking and is not going to put out after the bar.

One time me and a friend on mine where at a bar,my friend asked me,"How's it going with that girl you just met?,ya gonna get some tonight maybe?,she's looks Hot!!,"then i said,"Fuck no!,She's just sitting here just drinking and staring like she's not going to put out tonight,I got myself a Barpet!

by massivet33 December 29, 2015

Braecation

A combination of "Bro", "Bae", and "vacation" meaning a group vacation with your bros and your/their baes.

Dude, I can not wait to go up to Andy's cottage! Braecation is going to be lit AF this year!

by the elegant eight July 23, 2017

Onion Bracelet

The ring of fecal matter found around the wrist after penetration of the anus with the fist, colloquially known as 'Fisting'.

I Fisted that man from the nightclub and ended up with an onion bracelet at the end of the night.

by Potty. S April 17, 2014

inverted bracelets

the mark left behind from cutting wrists

kid 1: did you hear about Marcus? he's got inverted bracelets
kid 2: oh shit, we should <insert emotional support>

by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer October 10, 2021

knock off a bracelet

a wristband or bracelet you get at a strip club that entitles you to a number of drinks, sometimes up to five for a set price. e.g. 5 drinks for $15

Jared: Whats up after work?
Darryl: not sure
Jared: you wanna go knock off a bracelet?
Darryl: hell ya

by Darryl Stevenson April 28, 2008

I got my braces off, din' I?

It is said when one has taken a large burden off their shoulders, such as completing coursework, having sex, or having their braces taken off.

Woah, Anson, you look happy today.

Yeah mate, I got my braces off, din' I?

by Partisan Passers-By Proxy July 25, 2016