1. A Dirty Brandi is the act of becoming intoxicated by drinking in someone’s beauty.
2. When you see someone so beautiful all your juices start flowing and you can no longer think straight.
3. When you see someone so sexy that your thoughts become so twisted even the most innocent of thoughts become naughty/dirty.
2. When you see someone so beautiful all your juices start flowing and you can no longer think straight.
3. When you see someone so sexy that your thoughts become so twisted even the most innocent of thoughts become naughty/dirty.
1. Did you see Steve walk into a wall after seeing that girl? He totally had a Dirty Brandi moment!
2. “And further more if you multiply the co-sign by the derivative and (*notices woman*) der... umm. Always capitalize your soup...”. “Holy crap! The professor sure had a Dirty Brandi!”
3. “I was sitting in church and had a Dirty Brandi!” “Oh no! What happened?” “The preacher said we should forgive people, and all of a sudden I pictured some chic naked and imagined all the thugs she could forgive me for doing to her!”
2. “And further more if you multiply the co-sign by the derivative and (*notices woman*) der... umm. Always capitalize your soup...”. “Holy crap! The professor sure had a Dirty Brandi!”
3. “I was sitting in church and had a Dirty Brandi!” “Oh no! What happened?” “The preacher said we should forgive people, and all of a sudden I pictured some chic naked and imagined all the thugs she could forgive me for doing to her!”
by Steve-Switcher December 3, 2018
Get the Dirty Brandimug. A girl who only wears brandy melville and sometimes garage, usually lives in vancouver, and defines herself as "not like other girls". she won't wear lulus because that's exactly the sort of thing a "basic white girl" would wear, the only pants she owns other than brandy melville sweats and mom jeans are her one size too small nike pros for when she tries out for the volleyball team for the millionth time. At least she gives off crackhead enery.
person 1: bruh shes so basic
person 2: ik but there is something different about her
person 3: the way the wears low necked shirts even though she as no tits...
person 1: is that a brandy melville tag
person 2: oh shit it all makes sense now, she's a
everyone: brandy girl!
person 2: ik but there is something different about her
person 3: the way the wears low necked shirts even though she as no tits...
person 1: is that a brandy melville tag
person 2: oh shit it all makes sense now, she's a
everyone: brandy girl!
by W3t_cOndoM May 15, 2020
Get the brandy girlmug. A sweet angel who pleases many men...
by JamesFelice October 27, 2017
Get the Brandi Bellemug. when someone is just bitchin and crying non stop. and when you finally confront them about it they get pissed and complain even more.
Joe: Man fuck COD!! im 0-30 im getting off and killing myself!!
Kayla: Joe! Stop Pullin A Brandi! Im sick of that shit already.
Chris: --Laughing Silently--
Kayla: Joe! Stop Pullin A Brandi! Im sick of that shit already.
Chris: --Laughing Silently--
by mcnasty719 July 23, 2011
Get the Pullin A Brandimug. by Madeline Porter May 16, 2006
Get the brandy neckmug. Loves anime and will always succumb to its stupidness. Can activate their otherkind or furry abilities at will.
by Civick May 12, 2017
Get the anime brandymug. An amateur sex performer that can look young and innocent if she takes out her tongue stud and covers her tattoos. Provides hard core preview videos at no cost on her website. In less than 5 years she will look like a worn out whore to be replaced by something fresher.
I find you very depressing. You are like Brandi Belle and in less than five years will turn youself into a worn out whore that no one cares about. Better make your money while you can, and I hope you don't lose it to inflation.
by Predictor July 9, 2009
Get the Brandi Bellemug.