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Wet Brag

When someone brags about something he thinks is great but is actually lame and that fact that he's bragging about it makes it worse and makes you wonder what he does when he's alone.
Friend 1: Did you hear? Blake's been bragging he collected all the My Little Pony happy meal toys
Friend 2: Really? What a wet brag, I wonder what he does in his free time
Friend 1: Probably writes MLP fanfics
by Brief Velkoz April 13, 2021
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name bragging

When someone always names drops who they have worked for, met, know to increase their bourgyness.
Yo, Adrio is tryin to get at that chick. But he is name bragging again and tellin her he knows all kinds of celebrities.
by Ocluse February 5, 2012
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Panty Brag

Immediately telling your friends about a sexual experience, usually involving adding details that didn’t happen.
Jake couldn’t wait more than 5 minutes before panty bragging to his teammates about hooking up with Lisa. He said they went all the way, but Lisa said they just made out.
by HM2013 December 1, 2024
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A Newman brag

Telling people you own a successful business to try and get women into bed.
See that guy over there creeping on them girls, he just dropped A Newman brag....the dirty bastard
by Greg Nash June 15, 2017
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Victim bragging.

Compound Verb.

Something politically incorrect is said or done regarding an individual which is actually a compliment. The mindset of the target is often as follows.

>Hey!
>Hey Everyone!
>Look At Me!
>I'm so attractive and desirable that some guy spent a ton of time obsessing over me
>He's so obsessed with my beauty that he spent a ton of time imagining me naked
>cuz I'm so hot
>ME
>PAY ATTENTION TO ME

The target of a wolf whistle or cat call can express outrage but the give away is the smile they'll have on their face while doing so.

The following anecdote illustrates victim bragging in process.

I was once walking home from Uni with a girl and some guy catcalled her from a passing car.
She spent the entire remainder of the day telling everyone we met how terrible and demeaning the incident was, all the while wearing a shit-eating grin on her face. That catcall was her proudest achievement that year I'd imagine.
You're just victim bragging.

That catcall had her victim bragging for the rest of the day.
by Overton Window Escapee January 31, 2024
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Stigma Brag

A type of brag or status signaling behavior whereby someone highlights something that is generally shameful or embarrassing.

Can include things like failures (a failure resume), childhood hardship, poverty, illness or imperfect physical conditions, etc.

This type of brag is generally shunned or punished by audiences generally UNLESS the braggart is very high in status - in which case its often rewarded.
All those prestigious Harvard students are now making stigma brags by posting their "failure resumes" on linked-in and getting lots of likes. If they were from Boston community college then that wouldn't get them any attention at all!
by Sqeezle April 10, 2023
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Hash Brag

Feeling pretty today.

If one were to post that statement on their social media profile, it could denote a hash tag called hash brag. #hashbrag
by Powers Bitch January 11, 2024
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