boobs

A Pair of beautiful round-like objects, that makes men go like:

"HOLY KOALA POPSICKLE FUCKS!!!"

And the undeniable proof of that the world is not as twisted as it seems.

(By the way for you women out there, watch out for guys, they seem to have large attraction to boobs, especially if they are big.)

Horny Guy: Man, did you see our new teacher? She has some impressive boobs!

Guy: Yeah, I like big boobs.

Horny Guy: Who doesn't?

Guy: Gays...?

by Numenor August 11, 2008

boobs

2 big (or small) flobs of fat with dots on them of which men are obsessed with and women use the to get their way.

also after playing with them in sex and you have kids milky come out to feed your kid.

boooooobbbbiiiieeeeeezzzz *drool*

yum boobs

by qwertyuiop[]]\asdfgdkjshui! January 27, 2009

Boobs

Objects located on Women that will be soon used to take over the world.

Conspiracy Theorist: One day, Women will take over the world, and they'll use those boobs of theirs to control us into doing it!

Nerd: Finally!

by Triviate April 8, 2011

boobs

something all girls shud have especially when they are trying to get what they want from a guy

Girl: please tie my shoe lace
Guy: no
Girl: i'lll show you my boobs
Guy: HELL YES!!!

by UrbanKyley16 July 27, 2011

No Boobs

Female version of No Balls

Bob: Dude, that kids got no balls

Sarah: But that's a girl

Bob:....then that kids got no boobs

by KHFanatic April 5, 2010

bOObs

something for guys to look at while a girl just talks and talks and talks...

Denzel:Damn, James look at Carly's boobs. They're huge. Do you think they're real?
James:I don't really give a fuck if they're real or not. They make her look hot even with the headgear.
Denzel:True that muther fucker.
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by James103 December 13, 2008

boobs

Sometimes big, jiggly things on a female's chest (and sometimes on a fat male's chest, bleck). On a female's chest, guys go crazy and will do anything you want them to do if you let them see or feel them. They come in pairs and have round nipples and areolas on the center.

Pig guy #1- "Hey, check her boobs out, they're so big and yummy!"
Pig guy #2- "Oohh, what I would do to get me some of her!"

by gogglehead June 28, 2009