double cock blocking

Usualy when your pretty horney looking to get some ass at a party or something and ass hole men get in your way from getttin it on with a girl twice in a row. A double cock block usualy results in a guy not liking you therefore doesnt want to see you get some. After this happens you usualy whip the guys ass in fury then go back in and get with the girl.

*girl sits on jakes lap*
asshole: Jake has AIDS
*girl gets up and walks away*
jake:*walks up to a babe* heyy what to partay?
asshole:Jake is gay
*jake takes asshole outside and whips his ass*
jake:thats what you get for double cock blocking me

by ahhsay May 9, 2010

dirty sanchez blocking

A blocking technique in Fight Night Round 3 which involves moving your hands in all possible blocking positions creating an unpregnable defensive scheme. Very cheap, also gay.

I was dominating Travis in the fight until he started fucking dirty sanchez blocking. That shit is gay.

by Mr.Boracus May 13, 2006

stock blocking

This happens when another customer or a store employee leaves their cart in front of the product, or "stock" shelf that you need something from. Some grocery stores "stock block" themselves by setting up a temporary display in front of other items.

It sucks when you're in a rush to get some things from the store on your way home from work, and the aisles are full of people and their giant shopping carts, packed high and full, stock blocking the few things you came to pick up!

by edusk8r January 27, 2010

J Blocking

This is the art of being cock blocked by a guy when making advances on another guy. Usually they guys are two close friends and the one blocking you wants you for himself.

If I was making advances on this guy I was attracted to and a mutual friend came in and was J Blocking me.

by Mistress of Darkness March 6, 2010

Butt Blocking

When you're in a narrow-ish passageway and one of the two people trying to pass sticks their butt out so freaking far that the other person can't get past without making for one extremely awkward situation.

I was trying to walk down the hallway when he started butt blocking me!

by Disneydork323 February 19, 2011

Job Blocking

Similar to cock blocking but used in work related environment.

Yo, everytime you send me that link I can never see it cause my my computer keeps job blocking.

I stay getting Error 403: Blocked Site.

Site Policy
You have attempted to access a site which has been deemed non-productive by your site administrator. Access has been blocked and your attempt has been logged.

by claymenia April 23, 2011

Kill Blocking

when you see someone on your team sniping in COD and you go sit in front of them and take the kills

"hey dude move out of my way you are kill blocking me"

by quimcicle May 23, 2012