Carnage Blender

By far the best text-based online game. It has its own economy, and you can make real $$$ by playing (1mil CB$ = $10 USD) Carnage Blender is a game you HAVE to play.
Why?
Because I say.
That should be good enough for you.

"I spent nine hours playing Carnage Blender last night"
"haha gg n00b lol"

Carnage Blender by Riley K December 24, 2004

Egg Blender 

A similar maneuvere to the Egg Scrambler (where the fist penetrates into the vagina with a vast amount of force), except the pinky finger and the thumb are extended outwards, thus creating an amount of damage to the ovaries that could potentially lead to cervical cancer.

I egg blendered this hot chick lastnight; I broke my pinky whilst doing it, but it's ok cause she'll get cervical cancer.

Egg Blender by Dsmile July 3, 2011

tuna blender 

a gay guy

Better wear a pie plate on your ass around that tuna blender

tuna blender by bob January 12, 2004

tri blender 

Girl who likes to get worked in all holes. Sometimes, preferably simultaneously.

Freaky?? That hoe is a tri blender! She was dual exhausting my boys and blowing me at the same time.

tri blender by Papewayo April 27, 2017

Mix up and blender 

In the Jamaican dialect, mix up refers to a mélange or mixture of rumours that's usually defamatory or based on gossip. A blender is often used in the Caribbean to make blended drinks or home-made beverages by mixing stuff together. The expression alludes to rumours blending together in a mess as if a blender were at work.

Bare mix up and blender we talk 'bout over yah.

Mix up and blender by Tropical Rythms December 11, 2021

in the blender 

When the current life situation in which you find yourself involved in is stressful, worry-inducing, and overall burdensome, causing one to feel extreme anxiety. Finding one's self "in the bender" can take form in many ways, including romantic relationships, in the workplace, or overall life troubles.

Guy 1: "Yo, you good bro? Why you looking like you gotta doo doo dawg?"

Guy 2: "Mannnnn... my girl found out about my other hoes, now she tripping. I'm in the blender."

in the blender by professorlinux May 11, 2022

three ring blender 

See art.

#below-stairs just played a three ring blender. Win won a tonne of old money. Tang-clonk!

three ring blender by Below-Stairs December 2, 2022