Egg Blender

A similar maneuvere to the Egg Scrambler (where the fist penetrates into the vagina with a vast amount of force), except the pinky finger and the thumb are extended outwards, thus creating an amount of damage to the ovaries that could potentially lead to cervical cancer.

I egg blendered this hot chick lastnight; I broke my pinky whilst doing it, but it's ok cause she'll get cervical cancer.

by Dsmile July 3, 2011

tuna blender

a gay guy

Better wear a pie plate on your ass around that tuna blender

by bob January 12, 2004

blondeded

acting really really blonde.

OMG that girl is so blondeded

by brittizdashit June 28, 2009

Blinded by the Hetero

When someone is just too straight to see how hot somebody is.

Crystal was too blinded by the hetero to admit that Katy Perry is sexy as fuck.

by pineapples8264 April 12, 2016

bleeded

To get hurt in the hood.

Put on your seatbelt or you’ll get bleeded.

by Terry Bad Ice October 8, 2017

Bended

1. When someone is really really mad/when someone is acting excessively or unnecessarily mad.

Dude 1: Holy shit bro did you see Frank punch John in the face after he stole his backpack?
Dude 2: Yeah dude that was crazy. Frank was bended.
Dude 1: Yeah I don't even know why he got that mad.

by zorowen December 1, 2020

Blendette

A Player in Dead by Daylight playing the Character "Claudette Morel" while wearing dark or very bloody clothing so they can hide in plain sight and go unseen by the killers in the game. These "Blendette's often encounter eboni momento mori's in their trials which allows the killer to eliminate them by their own hand rather than sacrificing them. They are often frowned upon for their stealthy play or used as a meme.

Where the hell did that blendette go? She's got to be in one of the bushes around here!

by The real entity December 4, 2020