Will it blend?

Trying to blend something for some reason cuz you dont have a life

"I'm finna put a blender in a blender, will it blend?

by PowdahSugah October 27, 2019

blend my socks

When you are just so mad at something, you can’t help but want to blend your socks

The act of putting socks in the blender due to rage

That post was so idiotic it made me want to blend my socks
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by Soulflared April 8, 2022

Blended Brew

A kick ass Danish Rock band, they dont have many tracks but they have some solid songs such as "Laughing at your feet" and "Stoned Memories" with Jimmy Månsson as a lead vocalist and guitarist

Jimmy Månsson: Meeemories, i cant believe i was stoned
Person 1: Blended Brew is fucking amazing
Me: Ja, makker

by DragonDan August 1, 2019

Finger Blending

I. When you stick a finger in yours / someone else's asshole and twirl your finger

2. When you don't have a wisk and you mix everything with your finger

Guy: Oh man! We don't have any toys!

Guy 2: you know.. We could always try finger blending!

by The.Cooking.Show.2g1c. September 3, 2016

blend chick

A regular, simple, woman for whom anything outside for "normal" is "shocking!", and inconceivable in real life, due to trying to blend in high school, and having never learnt any lessons since then.

Eg. the notion that some men and women could be into BDSM and not just acting. Not going to a show because one's students might be at a show or see her in pictures, and how scandalous would that be‽

She's just some blend chick nterviewing Jim Carrey and thinks she's the shit because she's on TV.

by fragmede September 15, 2017

splendid blended

something that is pleasant, delightful, or tasty.

"This pizza is splendid blended."

"For sure-o."

by Sir Pizza August 10, 2008

blend

- When you have no idea how you did something but you did it
- You managed to get away with something that nobody else would
- You manage to fit in in every situation
- You manage to find friends wherever you are even if you don't know anybody there

mate i went out with no money last night and ended up going to a party full of bitches and getting drunk as fuck
"mate ur a fuckin blender"
yea man i blended it last night

by brumtingyh August 18, 2018