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Black Friday

Black Friday is US holiday after Thanksgiving where corporations hold arena combat competitions in exchange for prizes, such as discounted TVs or children.

The way these work is prizes are piled up in the center of an arena and US consumers fight each other to the death until the appropriate ratio of prizes to victors is acheived.

Its customary for the winners to take the belongings, spouse, and children of those they slay in Black Friday festivities.
Becca won herself a television at 50% off and three newly orphaned children from contestants she dispatched in the most recent Black Friday event.
by Thurgalicious November 24, 2025
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Black Friday bottleneck

The human logjam that develops at the front door of a store as too many people try to rush in to get to discounted items. People are shoved, knocked down and crushed against doors as people race to stuff that probably costs the same as it does all year. Black Friday, Black Friday beatdown, shopping, 1/2 price, discounted, coupons, Christmas presents, fistfights, stampede, Christmas, tvs, checkout lines, superstores, logjam
I’m staying in the car until people calm down. We’ve got a Black Friday bottleneck at the front of the store and people are getting nasty.
by joecoolthefool November 23, 2018
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Black Friday

A day, particularly on a Friday where a group of gay black men have a massive gay sex party in which one takes all of the men’s cocks in different places
Look at that guy he experience Black Friday last week, he’s barely walking
by BBCINYOURBOOTAY June 10, 2023
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SWY Black Friday

The day every girl in Slovenia is so excited about.
Girl: OMG Swy just announced their SWY Black Friday deals!
Girl2: OH YAS GONNA GET ME SOME CHALK SWEATPANTS
by paperon November 26, 2021
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Black Friday

A sexual activity exclusively involving black men.
The boys are watching black friday after school, are you coming?
by VIXI-0000 May 2, 2022
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black dick friday

The only day of the week, (Friday), when you get to see your black lover and get some dick because you're the side piece.
"Girl, thank goodness it's Black dick Friday. I've been waiting all week to get some of that dick"
by Sn○W☆BuNN¥ October 28, 2022
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Black Friday

A world's consumerism day
Anti-fag activist:
Black Friday is the day of consumerism
by Sir. B December 2, 2019
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