Mr.Bagel

A middle-aged homosexual communist, speaks multiple languages and is considered a God in many religons.

Mr.Bagel is a God

by Daking01 October 2, 2017

stank bagel

A butthole.

Man I was pounding this bitch yesterday and got all up in her stank bagel!

by lawlwa February 5, 2018

The Dusty Bagel

A sexual act in which a freshly baked bagel is first sprinkled with brown sugar then placed around the penis before copulation.

Last night Jessica surprised me and asked for The Dusty Bagel.

by GeoffItIs September 4, 2011

Poppy Seed Bagel

The best food in the entire world. Could be a problem for the police though...

Police: Step out of the vehicle please!
Person: I haven't taken drugs! I swear! I've been eating poppy seed bagels!
Police: ... Ok! Have a wonderful night!
Person: Ok! Thanks!

*Later That Night*
Person: *Actually doing drugs*

by MulluM April 17, 2017

Bite my Bagel

The act of eating someone's bagels only if they are sexy bagels and you have consent.

Bite my bagel, baby

by UGoodBrod December 1, 2017

pizza bagel

An Italian person who is also a Jew.

My best friend is from Italy but practices the Jewish faith. How fucked up.

by Dan January 31, 2005

Bagel Winner

The primary financial provider for a Jewish family.

Ever since Tamarah lost her job, Elijah has become the bagel winner of the family.

by qweaspo March 5, 2011