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beating the banana

A slang term for the act of masturbation.
I walked into my son's room yesterday and caught him beating the banana.
by Anonymous February 14, 2004
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beatin guts

The act of fucking the shit out of a chick you dont give a fuck about.
Hell yea i beat sharons guts , but my wifey still a better fuck.
by CMD'Z$man September 9, 2004
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Beatnik

Basically the original, almost forgotten incarnation of the modern day hipster.

People think that hipsters are a new thing, but in reality have been around for years, the only difference is that a modern hipster mixes the beatnik style with indie, scene or emo.

They were a subculture of (mostly wealthy) young people in the 1950's that drank coffee, enjoyed art and music, wrote poetry, did psychedelic drugs, and smoked cigarettes. Practiced minimalism, and were very, very political. Men wore berets with striped shirts and sandals, and the women wore berets, little black dresses and scarves.

Would say slang things like "That's beat" and "daddy-O".
The dirty beatnik played bongo drums while reciting his own poetry at the poetry bar.
by California Bae Area December 29, 2016
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Beating

Something you do to your fat cock when you are lonely and have no friends
*intense beating of thy cock*
by 911was done by car June 9, 2019
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burning beacon of raw sexuality

1. used to describe someone who's appearance gives you extreme pleasure
2. descriptive term for someone who is insanely hot.
1. whoa! that dude is a burning beacon of raw sexuality, i could just look at them forever!
2. friend 1: burning beacon of raw sexuality, to your left
friend 2: OMG! you said it!
friend 1: i kno, i kno.
by VerPerson5 July 7, 2005
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beatenotomy

Pronounced: beaten-outta-me

1. (noun) A psychosurgical-like mob attack upon individual persons or entities inducing an inability to have a certain trait or characteristic once had prior to the attack. A psychic-bombing of the mental architecture with unsolicited implantation to the point of altercation or latency.
1.I used to care until I had a beatenotomy.

2."Until Joe gave me a beatenotomy I was happy, content, fulfilled, and whole. Thanks Joe!" ANON
by ranting autism November 12, 2006
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lad beating

Lad beating is an act, that should be carried out by most. It is caused over the hatrid for lads for various reasons, some of these include;
- Stupid clothes (polo tops, tilted hats)
- Attitudes
- Harrasment
- Hair cuts
- Varing social perspectives
- Different socio-economic status
- If you feel like it

It usually involves the physical, and verbal torment of a group of lads, until they start a fight.
Of course there are many variations to start the 'lad beating', some of these include;

The 'Direct Method', which entails you to dircetly engage the lad without being provoked and/or attack without any warning.

The 'Subtle method' involves prolonged eye contact with them, until one decides to say something, in which you reply a witty comeback.
This too, ends in a physical fight. (This is usually the most effective method)

The 'Ninja method' You wear full black, with a balaclava. Then proceed to find lads. When you have found your target, you engage them verbally, if they run chase them, if they dont bash them.

The 'Leb Method' Show up with 20 of your friends, and start yelling profanities at the top of your lungs. At this point, they will run, thus, chase them down and beat the sh*t out of them.

The "Drive-by method"
There are two variations to this
1. Verbal method, includes taunting and/or yelling insults at the window of a moving car.
2. Throwing method, involves throwing objects out the window or at moving car full of lads.
Some of objects that could be thrown include, waterbombs and/or eggs.
Usually a combination of these two is most effective.

Identifying a lad
Clothing; Polo or Nautica polo shirts, with collar popped, Lowrider cut Tracksuits (usually nike/kappa/addidas), Baseball Cap (tilted upwards), Nike TNs or similar shoes.

Hair; Some random sh*t, usually home done, streaked with blonde (sometimes ratties)

Characteristics; Weedy build, commonly around the 6'~7'6" range, "badass" attitude, mob around in groups, Hang around a joint (eg maccas) during daylight hours, Verbal - yet wont back up anything physically.

How/where to Find a Lad
Normal lad hang outs; (Finding a lad to beat)
- Raves
- House parties
- McDonalds (perfect example is Cremorne maccas in sydney)
- Shopping complexes
- Train stations
- Car Parks
- CBDs
- walking major roads (daylight hours)
Jeffery: Damn im bored...
Mark: Wanna go lad beating?
Jeffery: Ill Bring the Bats

LAD BEATING

Leb 1: Oi Bro, lets go lad beating in ali's new van bro
Leb 2: OMG bro wiv the new subs?
Leb 1: Ye bro
Leb 2: OMG Bro, yeh ill go n beat some lads wiv ya

etc.
by Jeffery2114 January 13, 2008
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