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suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Vaguely homophobic insult, implying the guy being yelled at has great prowess and experience sucking dick
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
by zerglegacy February 26, 2017
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Armoured Wank Ball

Super Bowl? Does that have something to do with the Yanks and their game of Armoured Wank Ball? - Ulkesh, fark.com
by Kamakazibuttsecks February 2, 2006
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grit ball

The act of taking a large iron cast pan full of hot grits and dumping it on someone's head and then hitting them with the pan.
The angry wife played grit ball with her husband's head.
by cameltoe360 March 29, 2008
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George and Jimmy Ball

A George and Jimmy ball is a tennis ball that has two holes cut in it, so that two men can put their penises in it at the same time.
Person 1: Hey guess what I saw Daniel doing!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: He was using his George and Jimmy Ball with his brother and I walked in on it! It was more disgusting then that time i saw you giving that chick a hot carl!
Person 2: Dude, that's not cool.
by Paul Garza February 10, 2007
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Hero Ball

A style of basketball played by a person with average or mediocre talent who nonetheless believes he is the second coming of Michael Jordan. It involves lots of ball-hogging, mindless spinning and jumping, and taking a bunch of highly contested fadeaway jumpers that almost never go in.
Oh great, looks like fat Lenny has decided to play hero ball now that he's in the game.
by hoosiermoron86 October 20, 2012
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ball ball you

meaning "please, I beg of you", which is "球球你(求求你)" translated verbatim.

A humorous Chinese internet slang used for begging.
- Can can need. Ball ball you.
- Show show way!

- Her name plz! Ball ball you!
by NotVeryJoe May 5, 2023
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Faugh a Ballagh

A battle cry of Irish origin meaning 'clear the way' was first used as a regimental motto of the Royal Irish Fusiliers back in and now the motto of the Royal Irish Regiment. It was adopted by the the Fusiliers back in 1798 after the exploits of Sgt Patrick Masterson at the Battle of Barossa as he attacked the French ranks. Has also been used as regimental mottoes of battalions in the American Cival War such as the 69th New York Volunteer Infantry and the 55th Battalion of the Australian 5th Division in WW1. Clear The Way!
Sgt Paddy Masterson cried faugh a ballagh as he led his troops in to battle.
by smirnoff.1965 November 21, 2010
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