Bartons

Cheap ass vodka thatll get ya fucked up for a low fee.

Yo Nick lets go down to Regis, pick up some bartons, and get maryann and other freshmen drunk and FUCk!

by Peterthefrog May 4, 2006

bartender

A term used to describe back-to-back home runs in a baseball game. Most notably heard by SportsCenter anchor Neil Everett calling out a back-to-back jack highlight.

"Matt Carpenter goes deep to lead off the game. Carlos Beltran wants in on the fun, BARTENDER! ONE SHOT AIN'T ENOUGH."

by Minor League Guy April 26, 2013

barren whore

A girl whose sleeps w/anyone or anything and still can not have kids.

Latoi was w/another guy today. It's not going help her produce because she is a nasty barren whore.

by pachuco May 18, 2006

360 Bartender

A bartender who's head is on a swivel and keeps your drink(s) refreshed without hesitation. Generally hard to find, especially at singles bars where the bar keep is more interested in scoring than earning a gratuity.

That dude was a 360 bartender. I never had to ask him for anything, and neither did anyone else. He was Johnny on the Spot, and even slid me a free beer after my fourth round with subsequent tips. Bravo!

by Lord Bismarck November 18, 2011

america's top bartender

A game invented one cold night by Mando, Catherine, Claudio, Sammy, Diego, and Andrew

It involves you teaming up into pairs competing for the best drink mix, whether it be the tastiest or the strongest.

The drink is mixed in secret then poured out for the judges, everyone rotates and at the end the best drink wins and everyone is a bit drunk, so everyone wins.

Mando: Hey you all wanna play America's top bartender?
Catherine: I'm down!
Diego: yea im game, even though I cheat with catherine!
Claudio: whatever... I'll drink to that
Sammy: ok, lets play! me and catherine are team 1

by lisa drive January 10, 2010

Barlen

(adj.) (1) Of or related to the clan hailing from northern Texas.

(n.) (1) Any of the children of Douglas and Michelle Barlen. (slang adv.) (1) Trend setting or path clearing.

(syn.) bad ass, impressive, unmatched, indestructable, envied, loved, hated, never ignored

(adj.)(1) "Barlen boys grab your balls and lets go."

(noun)(1) "You know what we need? A Barlen."

(slang)(1) "We need to do this the Barlen way."...

by Instant Replay February 25, 2010

barcenas

A loving and caring guy he will do almost anything to keep you happy he is loyal trustworthy and sometimes sensitive but still a great guy if u have one keep him girls are all over him

Barcenas is loving

by Rosas December 10, 2017