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Blooming rose

When you are having anal intercourse with a female, and prior to ejaculation, you strike her forcefully with a tazer to make her bowels tighten up increasing the pleasure on ones shaft
Yo dog, I totally gave this skank ass bitch a Blooming rose last night.
by jennifer kenny April 5, 2009
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Ballooning

When fingering a girl, the girl may make a noise of a deflating balloon. It is often caused by hardcore finger action.
What happened between you and Chloe?" "I fingered her so hard she started ballooning" "Nice
by Josh Smileey November 1, 2010
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water ballooning

A sexual act involving 3 people, at least 2 of whom are men, in which one person's mouth and anus are simultaneously penetrated by a penis which then fills each cavity with urine.
- Dude, we should totally go water ballooning tonight!
- Honey, thanks for that romantic dinner -- now let's get a third so you can water balloon me!
- Oy, what a night! I got hella water ballooned and am totally wrecked today.
by m.a.t.t.y. October 8, 2008
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Ballooning

The act of burping into a girl's vag while proforming oral sex. Her uterous then expands to an enormous size causing her great pain. This often happens when the male has eaten KFC causing him to increase his burping frequency.
"Fuck, my boyfriend gave me a hard core ballooning and it hurt like no other."

What were you doing the other day, Curtis? "Oh I was just ballooning some whore."
by Curtis and Matt December 12, 2010
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Ballooning

When fingering a girl, the girl may make a noise of a deflating balloon. It is often caused by hardcore finger action.
What happened between you and Chloe?" "I fingered her so hard she started ballooning" "Nice
by Josh Smileey November 1, 2010
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bloomingfoods

a shitty hippy health food store. sells products like hemp, beans, and other hippy-ish objects of hippy-ism.
Guy1: I just got back from Bloomingfoods. Man, they have some kick ass beans there.

Guy2: Shut the hell up you goddamn hippy!

Guy1: Damn... don't be so hostile man. Can't we all just get along?

Guy2: Im going to go find my shotgun...
by cody12312ass February 1, 2007
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blooding

when you have a cut and you are bleeding out.
"Hey, look guys...I'm blooding."
by SWGT April 14, 2009
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