monkey ballsacks

an exclamation for any extreame emotion.

also the main lyric in the songs, Ballsacks keep falling on my head and Monkey Ballsacks (church version)

Monkey ballsacks! I just shot a man!

by The monkey's Uncle. June 21, 2008

Ballsacking

A response to something or someone that has made or told a false statement

Used to replace the word "kidding"

Florida and Maine share a border? Are you BALLSACKING me??

Are you BALLSACKING me? Of course I won't help you clean your gutters!

by Panos Petacos March 9, 2010

Ballsack Soup

when 4 or more men (above the age of 35) spend more than 10 minutes in a jacuzzi or hot tub.

hey are you getting in the hot tub?

are you joking, those guys have been in there for like an hour. its a ballsack soup by now!

by Rsp88 May 20, 2011

cheesy ballsack

a cheesy sack of semen creation

wow, his cheesy ballsack smells bad

by cheesysackman July 30, 2022

Poopity Ballsack

This is a transient occurrence in which, during the missionary position, a woman loses control of her bowels during orgasm.

The resulting ‘mess’ can vary in color, consistency, and odor.

I had a great time last night with Jane.....but I did leave with a poopity ballsack.

by Deedler's Booyah July 6, 2010

Ballsack Shitty

The act of wiping one's ass too hard, slipping and smearing feces on the grundle and crown jewels.

"I was being rushed out of the bathroom whilst wiping my behind and got a bad case of ballsack shitty."

by LordFargus October 13, 2014

ballsack jerry

A weird mysterious dude. Often just dances randomly and says “ayeee” like the fonz.

Ballsack Jerry: *Doing something weird as fuck*
Person #1: “What they hell is he doing?”
Person #2: “Idk man that’s some Ballsack Jerry shit!”

by nayrdivad January 31, 2020