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Baldy

Individuals bestowed upon this title shall wield great powers to eradicate all hair.
I am a baldy :D
by Baldy_Ametrinxy May 16, 2022
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Baldy Locks

Baldy Locks:\bal-dē-läks\ Good at giving head,derived from the fanbase the Barbz devout followers and super fans of "The Queen Of Rap" Nicki Minaj
by Rengokus Waxed Pubes April 14, 2022
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Baldy Mophead

A person who has a bald spot on top of their head, with long hair coming down around the bald spot.
An insult for a retard
Shutup you baldy mophead.

Right John, shut the fuck up your mums a baldy mophead.

“Oi James do you know Ryan from the year below?” - “Oh that baldy mophead, unfortunately.”
by Daddylegs92 April 15, 2022
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baldy

the word baldy is a word used as a nickname for someone that is bald, or going bald, or fits them in any way. baldy is the type of guy to only be described as baldy. he is the type to make everything sound bigger then what it really is and then ends up not even showing to the event. he is a classic white good boy and probably smokes weed and vapes in his basement playing gta 5 or call of duty all day procrastinating playing xbox rather than working and getting money and not being lazy. baldy is also known as a person that opens his mouth to a lot of people even when the people have no idea what he is even saying.
john-hey jason i heard we have a baldy in the house
jason- oh yea who is that
john-that kid walking up to u-(gets cut off)
the baldy- hey guys me and my friends beat the shit out of this kid today and it was mad funny because after that i called out of work and played xbox and smoke my vape and my weed all day
by 420bongboy December 13, 2020
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Baldi

Baldi means you are acting goofy or acting dumb
That man doesn’t know what he’s talking about he’s a baldi.
by bahut6 May 1, 2021
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Evil Jordan baldy

A bald dark skinned fat guy who hates shirts and wears blue jorts and loves corndogs
by surVIV(E)al November 9, 2025
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