Bryn Mawr Bagpipes

A sexual act usually performed by a window salesman and his wife at the end of one of their cocaine fueled swingers orgies.
The wife takes the penis of a party member in her hand and begins to work the shaft while repeatedly squeezing his scrotum, her husband then puts his mouth onto the bellend and gives it a good suck. All while his sales team dance around them in a circle wearing only a selection of her tartan mini skirts.

"Did you stay late at Jason's party Saturday night John?"

"No Chris, I decided to call it a night when him and Kerry decided to give Rikki The Bryn Mawr Bagpipes"

by The Phantom Prankster November 29, 2023

Playing bagpipes

When you blow air into woman’s vagina then push on her stomach to force the air out.

My asshat boyfriend Brian keeps blowing air in my pussy, he thinks it’s funny, he calls it playing bagpipes.

by Spydirman70 September 23, 2020

flaming bagpipe

A flaming bagpipe is when you pour butane on a man's cock, light it on fire and put it out by blowing him whilst massaging his testicles.

The other night I made Becky give me a flaming bagpipe.

by stokeanator September 4, 2013

Greek Bagpipes

When a girl sticks a finger up a guys bum while giving him a blowjob.

After we got home from dinner we had a drink and she showed me how to play the Greek bagpipes.

by Rick Levelle March 2, 2019

Bagpiping a Hotdog

Vaping on a hot dog to steam it

"Dude, wanna come over? We can bagpipe some hotdogs for dinner"
"DUDE I'm down for bagpiping a hotdog! I'll bring the cherry vape juice"

by QUEEN OF WEIN September 7, 2018

Australian Bagpipe

A giant douche bag, a large moist sack for "down unda".

Man, he's a fucking Australian Bagpipe. I can't believe he would even do that!

by LiamAtreides September 4, 2019

The Polish Bagpipe

A group of well hung eastern europeans circled around a unsuspectiing girl while blind folded.

Amy found herself in more then she could handle when the polish bagpipes started playing over her head.

by transamguy December 17, 2012