The angry Snoring bagpipe

Also known as a french bulldog. This term is used because the dog is stored under your arm and snores continuously.

... your the angry snoring bagpipe

by Gatchabitch March 09, 2021

Bagpipe

Smoking 2 Cartridges & A Sherlock in the same toke

Look at you, you insane pothead pullin on your bagpipe

by AdrianStock March 12, 2022

Bagpipe

The sexual act of having intercourse with a loved one's armpit, whilst manipulating their anus simultaneously with one's fingers. Requires maximum coordination and dexterity.

"Dude, I totally gave this homeless chick a bagpipe last night after finding her under a bridge."

by bagpiper207 March 28, 2018

Bagpiping a Hotdog

Vaping on a hot dog to steam it

"Dude, wanna come over? We can bagpipe some hotdogs for dinner"
"DUDE I'm down for bagpiping a hotdog! I'll bring the cherry vape juice"

by QUEEN OF WEIN September 07, 2018

Canadian Bagpipes

When a girl takes your balls under her armpits while she's wearing black-face and apologising like Justin Trudeau.

My girl played the Canadian Bagpipes last night, I could've drowned out a trucker protest.

by Crazy Stupid Cool Guy Loser April 28, 2024

bagpipe bootyhole

When the act of anal is happening persistantly, the anus starts to gape. When this happens flatulence begins to resemble the sound of the Scottish wind instrument, the bagpipes.

“She opened her buttcheeks and now she gotta bagpipe bootyhole”

by shaynanigann March 18, 2021

Mongolian bagpipe

When a hairy throat singer throat sings around you marriage meat while also squeezing your testicular apparatus.

Bro idk what was happening the other night but the smelly hippie throat singer gave me a Mongolian bagpipe and I think im in love!

by Shartking117 December 16, 2024