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frodo baggins

The best literary character to ever exist. BEAUTIFUL in every sense of the word. The bravest of the brave. Hottest of the hot. Nothing but <3 for Frodo.
by Jonna March 26, 2005
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dirt baggin

when having sex with a female doggy style u get a long stick and push ur balls into the ass hole of the female.
yo yo yo last night i was fucking daves mum lesley and i was dirt baggin her ass hole hard !
by XroonoX July 13, 2009
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brown baggin it

A bastardization of the word lunchin, which then formed the term lunchbox to describe an individual who is lunchin hard. It was then evolved into the "brown bag" (as one may use as a vessel for lunch). If you are brown-baggin it, you are trippin out, acting stupid, wayy too high for your own good, idiotically smashed; a drunken fool.
K: For sheazy, you are crazy my bizzle.
M: I'm brown baggin it, forshaganoff!
by Kat November 21, 2004
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Tea baggin

n. When a dude inerts his sack into a chicks mouth.


also good to do when someone pass's out
Man...dude was tea baggin all over dat girl


Dude...girl passed out and he was tea bagging on her
by Andrew FF September 15, 2004
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Brown Baggin\'

The act of just hagging out with you and some of your biddies. Or to just chill and not care about anything about the surrounding environment.
yo man what you be doin this weekend with tonz.
Me and Tonz will be Brown baggin\' it all night.
True That.
by Alpha Kenny One June 25, 2007
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Dildo Baggins

The code name for the jewish and bi curious Dylan Collins. He has an extremely pale penis, which is large at base but miniscule when reaching the head. He is very insecure, and without the support of Shortridge Academy, would undoubtably walk in front of an oncoming bullet train.

A Dildo Baggins or a Dildo Collins, is a very rare being, but if you listen hard enough, you will sure hear his bird like calls, as he accepts a veiny fat dick in his rear.

A little background on Dildo/Dylan Baggins, is that he can be a large asshole but mainly towards fat people. His reason being, is male mistress who resides in the country side of Baltimore Maryland, known as "Chode-Opolus" is recently going through gastric bypass surgery due to him weighing in at 740 pounds. Dylan and "Mr." Opolus were to get married secretly, however, on the night before their wedding, Mr Baggins inserted, attempted rather, to insert his blinding white too into Opolus's ass, however could not find it, so made the abrupt decision to stick in underneath one of his many luscious roles. His head was suffocated, and never has been the same. They broke up a day later, and to this day hates all those who are obese.
"I have a fucking Normal dick!"
"Stop bitchin, stop being such a Dildo Baggins."
by 97rc92 September 22, 2010
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Dildo baggins

The name given to a ladies vagina that has been stretched beyond recognition by sex toys
Couldn't feel a thing snagging that girl I pulled last night. She had a right dildo baggins.
by Filthychels December 23, 2016
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