Double Bagel

When one were to get fucked in both conveniently placed holes, often by a father figure

I always get double bagelled by my dad I do - Molly

by Carltonsesh April 29, 2021

finagle a bagel

A maneuver in racket sports, most commonly tennis, where the athlete his a ball with the backside of their weak hand while spinning to return the ball.

Federer just had to finagle a bagel to win his match, that was incredible

by The Otter Dictionary March 13, 2015

manhattan bagel

Originating in NYC this fetish is when gay males use cream cheese as anal lubricant.

Mikey- “I heard Samy and Jeremy are really into Manhattan bagels. They claim they taste so good.”

by starchild.69.69 May 18, 2019

Slut Bagel

When someone graduates from being a Sex Muffin they level up and gain the rank of Slut Bagel.

Girl: "So what does this make us?"
Guy: "Well damn that blowjob was off the chain so I guess you're a Slut Bagel now"
Girl: "Fuckin sweet"

by Cadet McDaddy October 1, 2016

Bagel Boy

Noun
1. When something dangerous is hidden as something pleasant: like a bagel boy running to an army base with a bag of bagels. Originated from an elderly couple waling at night.

A bagel boy just blew up a military base, but don't worry, he must have bagels!!!

by Boy with too much time September 26, 2018

bagel nazi

A stupid bitch who trys to regulate the eating/ usage of bagels except on tuesdays mornings.

KELLY RIPA: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING ITS NOT TUESDAY!

REGIS PHILBAN: WHAT ITS MONDAY AND I WANTED A BAGEL.

KELLY: BUT WE WERE SAVING THOSE FOR TUESDAY.

REGIS: WE ALL THREW DOWN ON THE BAGELS WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A BAGEL NAZI?

by Wortman Defiance i h8 thatcunt November 28, 2009

Bagel fest

A bagel fest refers to a place filled with a majority of women. It is a derrivitive of the term 'sausage fest' when one enters a place or event and a majority of men are present.

John walks into a bar, it is very busy with mostly women, and states to his friends: "it's a right bagel fest in here!"

by Bronte July 5, 2012