A stupid bitch who trys to regulate the eating/ usage of bagels except on tuesdays mornings.
KELLY RIPA: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING ITS NOT TUESDAY!

REGIS PHILBAN: WHAT ITS MONDAY AND I WANTED A BAGEL.

KELLY: BUT WE WERE SAVING THOSE FOR TUESDAY.

REGIS: WE ALL THREW DOWN ON THE BAGELS WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A BAGEL NAZI?
by Wortman Defiance i h8 thatcunt November 29, 2009
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