Honky Tonk Badonkadonk

a country girl with an ass so nice when she dances you cant help swinging along

Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair
Poor ole boy, it ain't his fault
It's so hard not to stare At that honky tonk badonkadonk

by kevin (mick) meise September 8, 2007

Honky Tonk Badonkadonk

a girls ass that is so damb fine!!

I want a piece of her honky tonk badonkadonk!

by Jami B. January 13, 2006

honky tonk badonkadonk

The badonkadonk of a white trash redneck girl or woman. These bootys can be seen at WalMart, Waffle House or the local line dancing country music bar. Country singer Trace Adkins immortalized them in his song of the same name. White crackers love to tap that ass after a few beers.

Cletus and I went to The Round Up last night for a look at that honky tonk badonkadonk!

by fastbobby July 8, 2005

Honky Tonk Badonkadonk

Honky Tonk Badonkadonk= A name for the a white womans booty.

I want some of that Honky Tonk Badonkadonk

by Ho Bitch/ Meaghan January 11, 2006

funky badonkadonk monkey

The greatest insult ever

Guy A: You suck.
Guy B: You're a stupid fucker.
Guy A: You're a dumb cocksucker.
Guy B: You're a poop sucker.
Guy A: Your mom eats shit.
Guy B: You're a funky badonkadonk monkey.
Guy A: ...dammit.

by Cosmixmaster June 4, 2003

Honky Tonk Badonkadonk

Up in the sticks, it's uncommon for a white girl to have a round, nice ass. Normally the girls have either a fat ass, or a skinny one. Honky Tonk Badonkadonks can only be owned by white girls (Preferably country). The butt is commonly mistaken for big, but it's not. It's medium sized and firm, but extremely shapely with big hips. (No more than forty inches around- that's when the country boys consider it fat) Butts like these are a treat for country boys!

When she dances with rhythm, it makes all the boys "want to get up and sing along"!

Popularized by the song Honky Tonk Badonkadonk, from Trace Adkins.

"It's so hard not to stare
At that honky tonk, badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma!"

Bud: "Leeanne is so dayum' fine."
Austin: "I know riight? She's got a honky tonk badonkadonk. Whooo-ee!"

Bud: "I done spank them britches all night if I could."

by Scarlett0124 October 18, 2013

hippo-dogga-crocka-double-badonkadonk

a word that u use when a girl blocks u on msn and not ur friend and ur friend sends her a message to unblock that blocked friend so that u can call her a hippo-dogga-crocka-double-badonkadonk and then she gets offended and YOU WIN!!!!!!!!!!!

man that hoebag Hailey is a real hippo-dogga-crocka-double-badonkadonk

by the guy wit a mac-10 September 18, 2008